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WHy are you mocking my religion? AM I not entitled to believe in Libelism, my own faith.

As my God said, at Book 12, paragraph 13 of the Libel, "Lest ye not be a hypocrite, as those who contradict their reflection in the pond shall be reconciled with their reflection in the puddle at the bottom of the Great Well of Pain when the time comes for the flock to be rounded up"

Yet people say I am ignorant, just because I have a different faith. Yes, perhaps my beliefs seem a bit strange to you. But your beliefs are just as absurd to me.

But as God said in Book 2, Paragraph twenty of the Libel, "Blessed are ye that will be mocked for me, insobelieving and through these trials, your name shall be noted, and when the time comes for the rounding up of the flock, thou need not fear of the Great Well of Pain, as it will be full of the heads of your enemies."

If you don't believe me, look at my earlier questions. It's all fact, written in the Libel as the word of God.

2007-03-14 16:25:21 · 17 answers · asked by Libelism is the Way 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

17 answers

ROTFL

HILARIOUS!!!
Dude, kudos on the irony and sarcasm!

2007-03-14 16:49:22 · answer #1 · answered by irishcharmer84 2 · 2 1

it is an open talk board. Atheists will wander by, study, and answer in the event that they want to. properly :)) Ah, you're speaking approximately Christianity. Which of the bazillion denomination in Christianity are you fearful approximately being mocked via Atheists? I doubt if all Christians belong to a particular denomination. What irritates me, is all of us, Atheist or different, who mocks Christianity w/out a minimum of attempting to understand Christianity.

2016-10-18 10:14:51 · answer #2 · answered by olis 4 · 0 0

Because the Libel is a book that was written by man. The Bible was also written by man, but it was inspired by God! Keep that in mind

2007-03-14 16:33:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

im not a christian..
but i think it might be the fact that youre first mocking their religion..

Bible/ Lible

Great Well of Pain / Hell.


or it could be that youre spamming "youre going to the great well of pain" in like every question?

2007-03-14 16:34:30 · answer #4 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 0 0

I doubt they mock your belief because most people have no idea what your belief is no offence. Can you give me a little information in what it is you believe just interested. Like your holy book rituals and so forth.

I'm not a bigot and completely understand there are many ways of accepting Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior. -Stephen Colbert lol

2007-03-14 16:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by Beaverscanttalk 4 · 1 2

don't you know that christians like to mock other religions? They believe that their religion is the truth and powerful (how can they believe in it anyway because they believe that God can die. doesn't it showed that they are the stupidest?)

2007-03-14 17:29:09 · answer #6 · answered by Tia 3 · 0 0

We shall see if your Libel stands the test of time and faith.
"Be not deceived, God is not mocked. Whatsoever ye sow, so shall ye also reap"

2007-03-14 16:30:45 · answer #7 · answered by watcherd 4 · 2 2

Why would I mock something that I couldn't care less about. You just made up all that nonsense off the top of your head, so why should I even care?

2007-03-14 16:30:43 · answer #8 · answered by Dysthymia 6 · 3 1

Sorry, but what is there worth mocking about your made-up religion? Sorry, did I just mocked your religion?

2007-03-14 16:34:56 · answer #9 · answered by Seraph 4 · 1 0

They don't like how I believe either. Sorry for them. GOD BLESS you and YOUR Faith.

2007-03-14 16:34:21 · answer #10 · answered by TCC Revolution 6 · 0 0

I do not. I believe that God respects your choice and I will too. You have a free will.

2007-03-14 16:29:21 · answer #11 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 4 0

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