I work with this 27 year old and he asked me how do you know to use hot or cold water when washing your clothes? I was like WhAT!!!!! he was totally serious. poor thing, his parents dont let him outa the house and hes 27!!
2007-03-14 16:01:59 · 29 answers · asked by jkeys00 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
" what's the number to 911? "
2007-03-14 16:07:08 · answer #1 · answered by hotstuff 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Waaaaaay back when, in times of Windows 3.11, I had a job at an internet helpdesk. We once had a stand at a fair, and handed out floppy's with internet software. Next day someone calls "I got this thingy from you yesterday, it says internet software and has your phone number on it... do I need a computer to use this?"
True story... until that day I always thought those stupid support questions were just made up... now I guess the rest that make the rounds online might just be true too....
2007-03-15 03:00:41 · answer #2 · answered by Sheriam 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While my two story house was burning to the ground in a raging fire, I took a quick trip to the local WalMart to purchase a collar for my large dog that survived the ordeal, as well. They had only one collar in her size - wow, but there was the one, so I brought it to the counter. Turns out it didn't have a proper scan price tag on it so the checker immediately got mad and asked if I was needing to buy it (duh). When I calmly responded, "Yes," she immediately went into a full-fledged temper tantrum. So I didn't say anything - or budge! until the collar was mine...and she thought SHE was having a bad day.
2007-03-15 01:05:39 · answer #3 · answered by skylight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait, in the tradition of etiquette, I defend this one. Hot and Cold washes is an interesting mystery and a topic for conversation. Maybe he was hoping the conversation would go somewhere.
2007-03-14 23:14:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Hitler comment may not have been the dumbest but, it sure would count as the rudest.
I've always said there is no such thing as a dumb question. But it seems I've been blessed with never having met the guys you have.
2007-03-14 23:12:57 · answer #5 · answered by Old guy 124 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should not judge a person for such question. Some people are EXTREMELY smart and spend their time doing other things.
I often ask questions that may come across as common sense but that is just because to the un-common brain, they just can't take anything on face value. Everything must be complex and nothing is to be simple.
So you know what people say: "He must be REALLY smart or REALLY stupid. Talk to him about something intellectual and see if he knows anything.
2007-03-14 23:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by Inquisit 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A woman staring at a picture with the words "in memory to uhh... lets say Maria" . And then she asks, what a beautiful picture, I wonder who that girl is.
2007-03-15 01:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We're at war with Iraq?
Her: Where do oranges come from? Don't they like grow on a vine or something?
Me: No, oranges grow on trees
Her: No way, your lying to me
Me: *****, haven't you ever seen a Florida orange juice commercial?
Same person too
2007-03-14 23:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by Magnus Ver Magnusson 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about whenever I'am at work and the way that I answer the phone I say the name of the restaurant and they say "is the (name of the restaurant here)?" DUH-how did I answer the damn phone is what I feel like saying!!!
2007-03-15 22:58:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend once asked me what day I was having my New Year's Eve party.
Earlier that week I was talking about a horse I saw, and when I mentioned its tail, he looked at me with astonishment and said, "HORSES HAVE TAILS?!" He was 17 at the time. Bless his soul. Haha.
2007-03-14 23:10:39 · answer #10 · answered by firefingers100 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I recently dated a girl who always talked about how dumb some people are, what they said and what they asked. Im not sure if she herself is dumb but I'm pretty sure that she's the dumbest girl I have ever dated.
2007-03-15 11:02:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋