For anyone who doesn't understand libelism, i advise you to go to
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
It's the proper version of the Bible.
Anyway, when God, who's name, by the way, is actually Tim, sent forth the gummi bears to populate the planets, he kick started evolution by putting the Holy Mint into the Sacred Giant Bottle of Cola, and the ensuing release of gases kickstarted life.
It's in the Libel. It's a fact. you have to believe beacuse it is the word of God. F-A-C-T.
Regarding sins... Hypocricy is the greatest of all sins. Therefore you cannot be mean to someone and tell them that they are going down the Well of Eternal Pain when they die, and then say May Tim be with you.
Also, God/Tim doesn't like Eskimo's. They're all going down the well of Eternal Pain when they die.
Read the Libel, it's all there. You don't want to follow the Eskimos do you? Don't be christian. It's evil.
All of this is true. Word of God.Written down.
Do you believe?
2007-03-14 16:00:49 · 11 answers · asked by Libelism is the Way 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well if it's written in a holy book, it must be true, right!?
2007-03-14 16:58:50 · answer #1 · answered by irishcharmer84 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
'besides, at the same time as God, who's call, by ability of ways, is unquestionably Tim, despatched forth the gummi bears to populate the planets, he kick all started evolution by ability of putting the Holy Mint into the Sacred good sized Bottle of Cola, and the consequent launch of gases kickstarted existence. that's in the Libel. that's a actuality. you ought to have self assurance beacuse that's the note of God. F-A-C-T.' okaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2016-12-02 00:49:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all who believes are going to heaven! even the demons believe and shudder. What the christian need is faith!
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
2007-03-14 16:09:04 · answer #3 · answered by Melissa Svetlana Flavored Coffee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe in gunning down zombies with the unlimited ammo machine gun I just acquired by beating the resident evil game in hard mode.
2007-03-14 17:26:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ey man God loves everyone
even sick fools like you
so better step into the light
and say goodbye to your evil ways
2007-03-14 22:31:08 · answer #5 · answered by steadyeddie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and you have the brain and personality of a gummy bear, one of those sour ones.
2007-03-14 16:36:29 · answer #6 · answered by scruff 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We infidels are going to be roasted by the All-Loving God, thank you very much
2007-03-14 16:04:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's sad to see people like you mock Christianity. instead of mocking it why not try to understand it. you atheists say how we Christians are always attacking you yet right now you are attacking us by saying that we believe everything we hear
2007-03-14 16:16:06 · answer #8 · answered by N E G R O P L E A S E 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very strange.
No doubt informative though.
2007-03-14 16:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by Taliesin Pen Beirdd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All good people do not go to heaven, all forgiven people go to heaven. : )
2007-03-14 16:07:28 · answer #10 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋