My children are still in their natural heathen atheist state, so I know they're not coming with me. Can anyone tell me when the rapture is going to happen, so that I might arrange for a babysitter ahead of the actual event?
2007-03-14 15:46:36 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Unlike the hell bound demon trash at your house, my children are saved.
2007-03-14 15:54:09 · answer #1 · answered by God 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello. Well first of all, only GOD the Father knows the TIME of the rapture. It is a thing that is soley in His will, timing, and knowledge! There is to be a "CATCHING AWAY" (hence rapture) of the bride, but it will be when God the Father sees the Church is WITHOUT spot, blemish, or wrinkle! When the church (i.e. not the Catholic Church, but the Church of the First Born... saints in Christ) is cleansed and bringing a full demonstration of the gifts and power of God to bring in a great influx of converts... that is closer to the time it will happen. So what you must do friend is to live for God, pray for your loved ones that God would send someone to harvest them for the Kingdom and glory of God, and that the lies of the enemy will be fruitless so they can hear the truth. Do your part, and leave the results with God. Though I have not experienced household salvation, I nevertheless believe in it. Rahab the harlot was delivered from death and the destruction of her people because she hid the spies. She had household salvation, and so did the Phillipian jailor who saw that Paul and the others did not escape when they could've. Go for it... don't stop!
2007-03-14 22:59:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If all the good people were raptured out what difference would it make how long it took. Sorry your going to be here with the rest of us.
(Matthew 24:21-22) 21Â for then there will be great tribulation such as has not occurred since the world’s beginning until now, no, nor will occur again. 22Â In fact, unless those days were cut short, no flesh would be saved; but on account of the chosen ones those days will be cut short.
2007-03-14 22:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by Steven 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, we're planning one for late Autumn, but this time we're only accepting Lutherans, as a trial period. We've been experimenting with a lot of things recently. Last year's Catholic RaptureTM was a roaring success! If you intend to come along this year, keep in mind that a conversion is a simple 383 step process that only takes four months!
2007-03-14 22:53:54 · answer #4 · answered by juhsayngul 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need to adopt an adolescent girl from some non-christian nation to act as babysitter when you get raptured. I have heard they are very responsible.
2007-03-14 22:55:16 · answer #5 · answered by Murazor 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not to worry. That whole end times thing has been over and done with for almost two thousand years.
Remember that Jesus promised he'd come back during the lifetime of the generation which heard him preach. Either he came back and nobody noticed, or he lied and didn't bother coming back, or he couldn't come back because he's dead.
Whichever it is, it is all in the past.
2007-03-14 22:54:41 · answer #6 · answered by Dave P 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The rapture is not going to happen. At least not in the way alot of the Christians think.
2007-03-14 22:52:30 · answer #7 · answered by GraycieLee 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
No. No one knows the date and time it will take place. Only God knows. The Bible tells us to be ready at all times We don't even know when a robber is going to hit us up. How can we know when the world is going to end? Don't put it off. Get yourself right ASAP.
2007-03-14 22:52:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It won't matter if you have a sitter or not.
Remember we all have a age of accountability before God and little children are accepted by the Father, the Scriptures say he loves them, He never stopped them in coming to Him, but said let all the little children come to me. Our age of accountability is later.........at your age lol
2007-03-14 22:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by trainer53 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Monday. You missed it.
But that's okay. I understand that God paused for an hour while he watched the latest episode of "24".
And for those of you who keep saying "The Bible says...": The Bible says NOTHING about a rapture.
2007-03-14 22:53:13 · answer #10 · answered by Scott M 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋