What's the funniest jokes you know?

Answer 1

a donkey walks into a bar and...
HAHAHA!!!
im srry it's soo funny i cant even finish the joke!

Answer 2

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but,
here
is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

******Not funny enough? OK here's another********

Blonde GUY joke.....well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building!"

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too!"

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too!"

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known he was so tired of corned beef and cabbage, I wouldn't have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. She said, "Don't look at me.
The idiot made his own lunch."

Answer 3

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

Answer 4

There's two sausages in a pan, the first one says' "gosh it's hot in here" and the second one says "Goodness Gracious it's a talking sausage!"

HAHAHA! lol

Answer 5

Yo' mama so fat that when she got hit by a plane she said "who threw that rock?"
Yo' mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo' mama so ugly she turned Madusa to stone.
Yo' mama so hairy Bigfoot took pictures of her.

Answer 6

A DIRT JOKE WOULD BE A PIG FELL IN THE MUD

Answer 7

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