Libel is the source of all God's teachings.
He inspired me to write it as I said. Anyway, it starts off with how God created everything. It started with the great campfire. God roasted marshmallows over the great campfire and as little bits of moten burning marshmallows dropped, they formed the stars. The planets were made from heavenly gobstoppers, and he populated them with Gummi Bears, which evolved into everything you see today.
Concerning his main teachings, God sent his favourite pet, Rover, to earth. Rover was God's only dog, and he was sent to be a guide dog. To guide God's sheeply flock in the right direction. Unfortunately all the other bad religions were dog wardens and put him to sleep because he didn't have a collar. Rover died for us.
Now you can't say any of this is wrong. God inspired me to write Libel, and it is the word of God. It's all fact. It's in the Libel. All you have to do is read Libel if you don't believe. Fact.
So do you believe?
2007-03-14 15:31:42 · 11 answers · asked by Libelism is the Way 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ms. Cooper. I just wrote it, it obviously hasn't been around for 2000 years.
Does that mean that your feeble Bible wasn't true one hundred years after it was written it wasn't true because it wasn't old enough.
And yes. It has been confirmed by 30,000 sources... Don't believe me? Well it's in the Libel. Word of God, fact. It's in the Libel, so it's true.
2007-03-14 15:48:31 · update #1
Well, maybe if some 40 authors had, over 15 centuries, contributed to one cohesive plan of redemption, validated by some 60 prophecies fulfilled by "the pet." Maybe I'd look into it.
2007-03-14 15:38:31 · answer #1 · answered by celebduath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is you book backed up by 24,000 other sources? Has it been tried and tested for more then 2000 years! Has it been approved by the church as actually from God? Has it made a difference in millions of people around the world
2007-03-14 15:44:16 · answer #2 · answered by bcooper_au 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol i stumble on your writing right here humorus. It made me smile. human beings will trash what they do no longer understand or are unwilling to comprehend. you acquire a snigger out of me. i'm unlikely to redicule you for claiming to be God stimulated to place in writing a e book approximately those products. inspite of each and every thing, we are no longer God, consequently we don't comprehend if this grow to be stimulated or no longer. only be careful with what you do write as i'm effective your enraging many problematical center non secular human beings.
2016-09-30 22:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I eat too many marshmallows, my tummy aches.
Could it actually be that the marshmellows are actually galaxies and the galactic civilizations are invading my stomach from the inside?
2007-03-14 15:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by Mindblast 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you told me that you inspired by God to write a book called libre? you made it up, liar! you create your own religion, hah?!! don't you afraid that you will be one of the wood that will burn in the hell. clear your mind.
2007-03-14 21:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by Tia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God will remember that you mocked His Son.
grace2u
2007-03-14 15:39:36 · answer #6 · answered by Theophilus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will come to know the truth. Hopefully not before it is too late.
2007-03-14 15:34:32 · answer #7 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds to me that one of those marshmallows was your brain.
2007-03-14 16:34:35 · answer #8 · answered by scruff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, how do I convert to connorbism? LOL!!!
2007-03-14 15:37:58 · answer #9 · answered by Byron A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm ..... is that a godden shepherd?
2007-03-14 15:37:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋