2007-03-14 15:31:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm afraid it does friend.
2007-03-14 15:34:01 · answer #1 · answered by Heaven's Messenger 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
SCENE: Garden of Eden, Day 7. God sits under the Tree of Knowledge and reviews his creation checklist:
"Let's see. They've got food. They don't need clothes -- not yet. They're naked which means they'll figure out the sex thing sooner or later, so procreation is covered; and -- oh, hey, I made a pun. Waitaminit. When did I have time to create humor, that was supposed to be Adam's job!" (Scratches head, shrugs, resumes checking.) "Oh, well, it doesn't matter, they won't really understand it anyway. What else? -- They've got jobs taking care of the Garden, so that should keep 'em out of trouble. Which reminds me." (Calls offstage.) "Gabriel! Has anybody seen Lucifer? -- Well, let me know if he shows up, he's late again. As usual." (Grumbles) "I can't think what he needs to do that's more important than what I want him to do...."
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Answer: He may not have planned it, but it was always in the script!
2007-03-14 23:00:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps. But is it also part of God's plan to censor R&S participants? I have had questions simply eliminated today without even posting.
for example:
(respectfully unnamed group A), when you read answers by (respectfully unnamed group B), how does effect you?
And:
Operor vos non animadverto ut deus est vos a ops vis inscribo?
what's with that?
my apologies to Godzilla for using this space.
2007-03-14 22:46:32 · answer #3 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, not really, in fact I hadn't even planned for humans to harness fire until about 4000 years after they did. And I definately didn't plan on Mary gettin' pregnant, she told me she was using a diaphram. I really should've listened to Zeus and come to her in the form of a swan...
Praise me, amen.
2007-03-14 22:49:05 · answer #4 · answered by RH (a.k.a. God) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the first step says admit you are bickering...
2007-03-14 22:35:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe. i helped a guy get back in Gods good graces on here. he was feeling down and lost faith and God helped me bring the guy back to Him.
2007-03-14 22:35:07 · answer #6 · answered by emilybailey1980 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Division is inevitable here on this site
2007-03-14 23:20:15 · answer #7 · answered by Midge 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And people still wonder if God has a sense of humor ...
2007-03-14 22:36:18 · answer #8 · answered by Randy G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeeeeessssssss, It's all part of my plan.
2007-03-14 22:36:19 · answer #9 · answered by God 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but he knew you would ask the silly question dino.
2007-03-14 22:35:09 · answer #10 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. I am not bickering.
2007-03-14 22:33:33 · answer #11 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋