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Make me laugh in 6 words or less. The make a joke to this punchline:

"So THAT's how I got suspended from school."

Then say a existing but weird word.
best gets 10 pts! Pleeeeeeeeeeezzz give me a star!

2007-03-14 15:14:51 · 11 answers · asked by STrawberry 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

fart (for some reason that word always makes me laugh! you'd think i would have grown out of that after high school, but i guess not!)

my teacher was pissing me off so i blew a snot rocket at her...that's how i got suspended.

tiddle (the name for the dot above the "i". heard it on the news as a random fact of the day...yep, random...and weird!)

i hope that did it for you!

2007-03-14 15:55:52 · answer #1 · answered by DivaHawk 3 · 2 0

1. Dushon Mandic ( dude's name)
2. I sat in the principal's chair now it burns when I pee. So THAT's how I got suspended.
3. Dirrhea

2007-03-14 22:23:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's Lief-erikson Day!!!.....Hinga Dinga Dergan!!!

The teacher cursed a guy out by saying "c0cksuck-r"!!!
He told me not to say that...butt I said "To late c0cksuck-r!!!"
So THAT'S how I got supended/expelled from school.....

CHOCOLATE!!!!! (with almonds, macedamias or cachews)

2007-03-14 22:49:27 · answer #3 · answered by Vilma 2 · 0 0

My Dog ate my gym teacher "SO, That's how I got suspended from school!!!

2007-03-14 22:33:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

BBLLUUBBBBEERR blubber. is an existing but weird word.

to make you laugh: BLUBBER!!!! ESKIMO!!!!

OHHHHH..... i beat up all the annoying people in my school. so THAT's how i got suspended from school. but they were annoying!!! *whines*

2007-03-14 22:37:51 · answer #5 · answered by candyfairy 3 · 0 0

Fire.

(1 Word! :) )

2007-03-14 22:38:26 · answer #6 · answered by Family Tech Support 3 · 0 0

I GOT CAUGHT BLOWING THE TEACHERSO THATS HOW I GOT SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL , AND IN 6 OR LESS BITE MY BALLZ WEIRD WORD [ SCROTUM

2007-03-14 22:29:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Seinfeld


i spit paper balls at a classmate


buggers

2007-03-14 22:46:11 · answer #8 · answered by phatso 4 · 0 0

i cussed at the mean teacher
(6 words)

2007-03-14 22:25:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Had to go get my "ears" pierced

2007-03-14 22:38:29 · answer #10 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0 0

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