My theory: Fellating Satan.
2007-03-14 15:10:56 · 21 answers · asked by LeytonKeeley 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i dont think he is in hell....
why would he be?
2007-03-14 15:13:10 · answer #1 · answered by Loathing 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only way I can possibly respond to this question is to let you know that I will pray that you realize the truth. You may think Christians are a crazy bunch, but the only thing I can think of is how lonely you must be. I hope you one day accept Jesus into your heart and life as your Savior.
2007-03-14 22:15:23 · answer #2 · answered by Got Questions? I've Got Answ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is in Heave sitting at the right hand of his father! One of these days you will fall to your knees and know that Jesus is the Lord. Every knee shall bow and every thong shall confess that Jesus Christ is the Lord. I will pray for your forgiveness and for you to see the truth.
2007-03-14 23:03:21 · answer #3 · answered by Pamela V 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what tortures do u think u will endure in hell asking that question about Jesus. no offense.
2007-03-14 22:15:54 · answer #4 · answered by emilybailey1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus in not in hell He is in heaven preparing it for the rapture to come so that heaven will be ready! What ever made you think that Jesus was in hell?
2007-03-14 22:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by I ♥ Switchfoot MORE!!! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
According to the Talmud, sitting in a cauldron of boiling excrement.
2007-03-14 22:47:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is enjoying in Heaven together with His daughters and sons in Christ... but He will be sorry for you, what non-sense question are you asking?!!!
2007-03-14 22:38:42 · answer #7 · answered by Juan C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My theory: Running around trying to put out little lambs, who are constantly bursting into flame.
2007-03-14 22:17:01 · answer #8 · answered by Christophe 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The only hell J.C. is in is when he looks down and see us acting like idiots! That is his hell as well as ours.
2007-03-14 22:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by Who Knew! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your as stupid as your question.
Too much time on your hands?
I guess your empty dismal life is really getting to you huh...?
All atheists experience the same symptoms.
2007-03-14 22:19:13 · answer #10 · answered by Infamous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the dead sea scrools does say he went to hel but came back when he rose form the dead after 3 days
2007-03-14 22:14:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋