i am soooo scared!!! i haven't crapped in 4evea!!! omg, i think i am going to blow up, i have prayed i will get the runs, but i haven't!!!! eeekkkk!!!
2007-03-14 14:25:57 · 23 answers · asked by nannerz iz 2 kool 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Quick go find a democratic politician that will stick his head up your a-ss for a vote.....the pulling out should relieve you !
Hey they are well known for pulling out a lot of sh-it out of their own as-sses and it can be of help to you I hope...LOL !
2007-03-14 15:11:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You really need to stop with the anal sex. Your crap is getting compacted like a wookee in the deathstar. Just grab a few bottle of fleets and squirt it up there nice and hard, it may take a few bottles. Then soak in the tub for a while and drink a lot of water, also do some stomach crunches...walk walk walk... once you start farting you are almost there and a couple of good grunts should get the gopher out of the hole.
2007-03-15 13:07:30 · answer #2 · answered by PrettyEskimo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your serious then you need to go to the ER because you might have a bowel obstruction.My wife had the same problem and she had to have 12" of intenstines taken out.You can die after a just a few days.Check out bowel obstruction symtoms on your pc.
2007-03-14 22:07:24 · answer #3 · answered by charles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat a banana. Drink a lot of liquids. Laxatives will do. Also, try Omega and flaxseed. That should do the trick.
2007-03-14 21:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go outside, find the biggest policeman you can find and call him a bunch of names, then tell him that you are international art thief, cocaine dealer, and that you hate his mother!
A little later when you are sitting in the police cell, thinking about what a big mistake you've made, use the facility that they provide in the corner before you sh.......t in your pants.
Of course I haven't tried this method myself. Let me know how it goes!
2007-03-14 23:13:47 · answer #5 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignore it and continue eating! When the bowels are full and nothing more can accumulate, it has to ... Since it must have got hard over days, you could expect 'rifle shots' instead of 'plop'
2007-03-14 23:41:57 · answer #6 · answered by Mau 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could ask someone in the "health" category cause this crap's not funny.
You should obviously not ask this in "jokes and riddles" and expect all the answers to be serious.
Your condition, however, can be serious. See a Dr. ASAP.
2007-03-14 21:33:57 · answer #7 · answered by dumenuff 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take some laxatives or try eating some prunes.
2007-03-14 22:57:52 · answer #8 · answered by Guriya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick !!!! Get to a doctor.......Your optical nerve got crossed up with your anus and your having a sh*tty outlook on life....GO GIRL>>>>>GO NOW !!!!
2007-03-14 22:02:52 · answer #9 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could do as the constipated mathematician did.
work it out with a pencil
2007-03-14 21:30:10 · answer #10 · answered by shaun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋