2007-03-14 14:13:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
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storey: my son is sitting on the back step getting his shoes on to go outside (this is about 15 years ago - he was 3) He puts his shoes on the wrong feet..... so of course me being a mom, I say, "son your shoes are on the wrong feet". He looks up at me, back at his feet, and sighs in exasperation. After a second or two of staring at his feet, he blurts "but THESE ARE my feet!"
2007-03-14 14:18:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two guys are out walking their dogs on a Saturday afternoon. One guy has a Labrador Retriever and the other guy has a chihuahua. They're walking all over the city and talking when they finally decide they'd like to stop somewhere for a bite to eat and a chance to sit down. The guy with the chihuahua says, "But Bill, what are we going to do with the dogs? No restaurant is going to let us take the dogs in and I don't want to leave Fifi tied up outside to a lamp post!" The other guy says, "No problem. Just follow me and do what I do."
They walk into the restaurant and request a table. The manager then informs them that no dogs are allowed in the restaurant. The guy with the Labrador replies that they are both blind and their dogs are service dogs. The manager looks at them suspiciously and says to the guy with the chihuahua, "So you expect me to believe this chihuahua is a seeing-eye dog?" and the guy exclaims, "WHAT? They gave me a chihuahua?"
ROFL!!!!!
2007-03-14 14:23:10 · answer #2 · answered by Emily Dew 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-18 13:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by holness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The gorilla
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet. He grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now tell him you have a headache."
2007-03-14 14:22:28 · answer #4 · answered by malasunas 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2007-03-14 14:52:26 · answer #5 · answered by cathy h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-14 14:17:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-14 14:16:42 · answer #7 · answered by DarkLord_Bob 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-03-14 14:22:04 · answer #8 · answered by Shupert 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
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2007-03-14 14:19:37 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♫i luv♥♫juicy fruit♥♫gum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-14 14:18:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋