OK, so there's three presidents on an airplane:Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, and George W. Bush. George Washington says"I'm gonna make 1 person happy" and he drops a $1 bill from the window of the plane. Then Abraham Lincoln says"Oh yea? Well I'm gonna make 5 people happy!" and drops a $5 bill from the window. Last but not least, George Bush says "I'm gonna make EVERYONE happy!" and he throws himself out the window.
If a plane crash-lands on a border of Canada & the United States, Where would you bury the survivors?
Answer that question and I'll tell you what it is if your wrong. trick to getting it right:read it over & over again.
2007-03-14 14:06:23 · 25 answers · asked by Ms. Thang 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YEP~~~!!!!!!!! I am still laughing over the Bush joke..I will tell it over and over..to anyone who will listen..thanks
2007-03-14 15:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for George W. Bush. He's an idiot.
You don't bury the survivors. And if you did, you wouldn't bury them on the BORDER!! LOL!
2007-03-14 21:16:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha yes I think the presidents one is funny although abraham lincoln wouldnt make 5 people happy because he just dropped ONE 5 dollar bill. and I am not good at the guessing one so I wont even try
2007-03-14 21:12:00 · answer #3 · answered by suggie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st is not that funny. it was funny the first time but i've heard it repeated a bunch of times. sometimes with different people like Paris Hilton.
the answer to the 2nd one is you don't bury them. the survivors are still alive!
2007-03-14 21:10:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats the oldest riddle in the book, the answer is you don't bury survivors because their still alive
2007-03-14 21:18:05 · answer #5 · answered by connerallysmom 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one is a little funny. Second one, you don't bury the survivors. They survived!
2007-03-14 21:39:25 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that is my new favorite joke! but you wouldnt bury survivors because survivors are still alive! (at least i hope you wouldn't bury them)!!!!
... but how would a five dollar bill make 5 people happy? only one person would get it!! lol
2007-03-14 21:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get the 1st one, but its not all that great
2nd one is that you don't bury the survivors
2007-03-14 21:14:18 · answer #8 · answered by THE Tsax07 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
I LOVE THE FIRST ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and for the second one its that you dont bury the survivors cuz they're alive!
DUH!!!!!!!
but if i had to choose i would choose Canada because i live in the USA and if the survivors came out of their holes they will come and kill me!
hardy har har!
2007-03-14 23:03:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first joke was VERY FUNNY!!
The second one; you do not bury survivors.
2007-03-14 21:43:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well the answer is supposed to be; you wouldn't bury the survivors bcuz they survived and are alive...
but for me... it depends who survived... theres a few survivors i wouldnt mind burying...
2007-03-14 21:29:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋