Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on lipstick.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, and burned Big Jim and The Twins, ruined the dang phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Dang women drivers!!
2007-03-14 14:03:06 · 13 answers · asked by ohio_mike 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,it's funny.
2007-03-14 17:32:39 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big Jim? And the Twins???
2007-03-14 21:44:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all... She shouldnt have been not paying attention and putting damn lipstick on, what a dumb as$
Second of all... You shouldnt have been on the phone while driving and drinking and eating and shaving all at once so your fault too I guess.
DAMN WOMEN AND MEN DRIVERS, BOTH SUCK AT IT!
2007-03-14 21:08:30 · answer #3 · answered by *HILWA* 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Priceless.. Sending this one to the boyfriend. He's always complaining about my driving...LOL
2007-03-14 21:06:38 · answer #4 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!
2007-03-14 21:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by Avani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny!
2007-03-14 21:07:01 · answer #6 · answered by d_khar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its ur fault too cuz u had an electric shaver in ur hand!! and plus y are u lookin!!
2007-03-14 21:07:53 · answer #7 · answered by nathan'87 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao i know! jeez those women drivers!
people need to relax!
2007-03-14 21:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
were you jealious that she had a brand new cadillac and you didn't?
2007-03-14 21:07:51 · answer #9 · answered by AS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-14 22:38:04 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋