What is the best ever welsh joke?

Question

There's been a TV programme for the last couple of weeks looking for the best welsh joke but none of them seemed welsh to me. My personal favorite is "what do you call a welsh biscuit?" Dai Gestive

Answer 1

Erm, Sarah K: what's that got to do with finding the best Welsh joke?

I've always liked the one about the Welshman who's shipwrecked on an uninhabited island. When they eventually find him, they're astounded by his industriousness: he's built himself a house, a pub, a rugby pitch and two chapels.

The Captain of the ship that rescues him is rather confused by this and says, "Well Dai, I can quite understand the need for a pub and a rugby pitch and a place to practise religion - but why do you need TWO chapels?"

"Oh well," says Dai, pointing at the second chapel, "That there is the one I don't go to."

Answer 2

There's a bumper sticker which reads,

"May the ENGLISH live F.O.R.E.V.E.R"!

But in fine print under it ....it reads,
(and may the Welsh a wee bit longer!)

Answer 3

I think that Wales is small enough that not too many Americans know about the country outside of the UK (unless they remember Princess Diana).

Answer 4

i don't really know any sorry