2007-03-14 13:38:47 · 10 answers · asked by kaveman104 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Which school?
You're so dense scientists thought you were a black hole.
2007-03-14 14:38:45 · answer #1 · answered by Jack 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
towards teachers/? well in science class when ever the teacher tries to explain something, like the big bang theory, just yell"No way! God Did It! or when the science teacher asks a question answer with a similar thing: "cuz God said so" and then say that all science teacher are athiests and they worship the science god. Also, some kid once shouted to a teacher: Do you got a Donkey Kong in your trunk? Butthe best thing of all is to ask about a teacher personal life like family, cars, house, and stuff and then interupt by saying omething to make fun of it and quickly ask more and more questions. it really annoys them.
2007-03-14 20:44:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My personal favrite if they call you gay say "Im not gay!!! Im bysexual!!! Get your facts straight!!" trust me making fun of yourself is the best way to get ppl off your back!
2007-03-14 20:44:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so fat we in her right now.
OR
You can be the bigger person and ignore them.
2007-03-14 22:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by Tammy27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i never forget a face but in your case i will make an exception.
2007-03-14 20:52:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
flip em off then say it slipped
2007-03-14 20:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
FAT JOKE:
Yo momma so fat that the only reason she has a man is because of gravity
2007-03-14 20:43:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If some1 says,"U r a piece of sh*t!" or whatever, then u can answer,"Stop talking about yourself that way!":
2007-03-14 20:41:46 · answer #8 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats what yo momma say after i bang her!!!
2007-03-14 20:42:14 · answer #9 · answered by Chanc3 F33ZY 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cancer, um.. well terbucluios , heart dieseas, and that is all in no tho sorry hope this helped??
2007-03-14 20:43:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋