A guy boards a train bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a deeply bruised, black eye. "Heck, what a coincidence! We both have black eyes! Mind if I ask how you got yours?"
"Well," explains the man, "I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with beautiful br£@sts was behind the counter. When I asked to purchase a ticket to Pittsburgh, I accidentally blurted out 'I'd like a picket to T i t t s b u r g h' and so she s u c k e r-punched me!" The man continues, "What's your story?"
The other guy explains, "I was at the breakfast table and I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties,' but I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you stupid b i t c h.
2007-03-14 13:34:11 · 31 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one. :)
Hey Tink, is your nose getting bigger?
2007-03-14 13:37:23 · answer #1 · answered by Skyhawk 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Excellent!
2007-03-14 21:37:11 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not up to your usual (very high) standards but 6.9 out of 10 all the same.
2007-03-14 14:59:25 · answer #3 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny 10/10
2007-03-16 05:58:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 2nd guy deserved the punch in the eye. He knows where the door is - if not - he's a bitc#.
2007-03-14 13:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by Topez 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny Tink.!!!
xxx
2007-03-14 16:33:01 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha thats awesome 10/10
2007-03-14 14:17:29 · answer #7 · answered by Too Fresh 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one tink do you see past that nose 10/10
2007-03-14 21:21:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't laugh out loud, but I like it's style.
2007-03-14 15:34:56 · answer #9 · answered by __ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I made that same mistake as a child, luckily my mother was hard of hearing.
2007-03-14 13:46:59 · answer #10 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
2007-03-14 14:07:11 · answer #11 · answered by Wolf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋