1st person to write an awesome joke with these topics wins 10 points!?

Question

Dont start yet, first person to impress me most!!!
TOPICS
-Animals
-Electronics
-the devil as a child :)
-blonde people

On your marks, get set, make me laugh!!!

Answer 1

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

Answer 2

a million. Venus 2. Eros, additionally noted as Cupid 3. action picture= Michael Swerdlick , track= Lennon/McCartney 4. Auguste Rodin 5. Introduces 1st decimal distant places money Postage Stamps 6. Orpheus 7. William Shakespeare 8. Romeo & Juliet 9. NASA's close to Earth Asteroid Rendezvous (close to) Shoemaker Now i've got faith I WIN !!!

Answer 3

Young Lucifer is poking a dog with a stun gun. A blonde walking by asks him, "Why are you torturing that poor animal?" He replies, "I'm not torturing the dog, I'm making lunch." "Lunch?", she replies. "Yes, he says. Haven't you ever microwaved a hot dog before?"
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The devil's son, being only 12 yrs. old, still had a lot to learn. He asked his dad for advice on how to win a little blonde girl's heart that he had developed a crush on. His dad told him to write poetry for her. He told him NO woman can resist this at any age. After some time, he finished his poem. He decided to go one step further and make it come to life. He would make a video to go along with it. He toiled a while and then completed it. Next day at school he gave it to her. After seeing it, she slapped him in the face and ran home crying, saying she never wanted to speak to him again. he couldn't understand. He asked his dad what he had done wrong and showed him the video. His dad explained that he shouldn't have used HER animals to make the video. Following is the poem that went with the video.......................
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
> All over the bedside clock.
> The little dog laughed to see such fun.
> Then died of electric shock.

Answer 4

A blonde child version of the devil walks into an electronics store and says, "Where's the animals?"

Answer 5

Sparky, my dog, (animal and electronics)
and Little Demon, my neighbors dog (devil as a child)
had puppies......

they have sparkling eyes,
and what a surprise.!
for their tails, they are are long
oh, what must have gone wrong?
they have fur with DARK ROOTS
and it's such a hoot..
for only the tips of their fur is blond ! (blond people)

Answer 6

THere was a guy at a race track, and he saw a priest blessing a horse before the race. He didnt think much of it and he moved on. THen after the race he figured out the horse he saw the priest blessing won. after watching this pattern continue for four races the man finally decided to bet on the horse the priest was blessing. The horses went and the blessed horse lost. the furious man went rite up to the prietst and said "what happened? ive been watching u all day and every horse uve blessed has gone on to win. But when i bet on the last horse u blessed how come it lost?" THe priest frowned at the man and said u must be lutheran, u because u dont no the differance between a blessing and last rites.

Answer 7

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A blonde driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"

The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The blonde turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

Answer 8

there was a blonde girl and guy at a bar so they both get drunk and the guy asks the blonde"i bet i can jump out the window and comeright back in for 100 bucks" the blonde said ok he does it and he does 3 times so the blonde says "i bet u 400 bucks that i can do the same" so she jumps and falls to her death the barman then says "boy superman, your such a jerk when your drunk_budmpe bum_ ty ty

Answer 9

there he was 666, also known as the devil child, he gets a new toy that turns out to be an electronic.....he goes outside and says where's the animals..? i suck idk, that wasnt even funnny. lol

Answer 10

well... why didnt the doctor preform head surgey??? cuz he had a head ache!!!