And now the punch line:
It was the snowman's idea, I swear!!
2007-03-14 13:11:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man and a women are in bed and all the sudden the women asks "honey what are you thinking of doing with that carrot?"
The man replies " it was the snowman's idea, I swear."
I know it's perverted.
It's all I could think of, I must be screwed up.
2007-03-14 13:18:05 · answer #1 · answered by Joel C 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Man and woman have been playing in the snow,building a snow fort,making snow angels and a snowman....woman is just beginning her recovery from doing drugs. That night,she sees a corncob pipe laying on her pillow as she gets in bed. She yells at the man who says:"It was the snowman's idea, I swear!!"
I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
2007-03-14 21:32:13 · answer #2 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
once there was like a weird dude and he was all crazy and stuff
anyways he was walking along a sidewalk after it snowed and noticed that there was a snowman on the lawn
he noticed that there was no clothes on it though
so he decided to find some clothes to dress it
after dressing it for a while the man noticed that it started to melt
and he got sad because he thought the sun was shining
but it turned out it was just the man
i swear, it was the snowmans idea
2007-03-14 20:20:53 · answer #3 · answered by KO 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
We know about the drugs! FBI man yells
Drugs what drugs huh huh?? i dont have drugs duz it look like i do??? huh huh huh??(scratches neck)
FBI man show him the tapes found at his home!! We caught u selling em too!
WHAT WHAT!!! IT WAS ALL THE SNOWMAN'S IDEA, I SWEAR!
tell it to da judge
2007-03-14 20:58:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋