A man was riding a bicycle in Bryan , Texas , when he saw a child being attacked by a large pit-bull dog. The man jumped off his bike, ran and jumped on the dog's back.
After prying the vicious animal's teeth from the youngster’s body, he put the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead. The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after calling for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the hero and said, "Sir, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen. You're going to make tomorrow's headlines. It will read:
Texas A&M Fan is Hero; Risks His Life; Saves Youngster From Vicious Pit-Bull Attack."
The man said, "That's nice, but I'm not a Texas A&M Fan".
The editor said, "OK, then it will read: University of Texas Fan Saves Youngster's Life in Pit-Bull Attack."
The man said, "But I'm not a University of Texas fan."
The editor said, "OK, then it will read: Tech Fan Saves Youngster's Life."
Once again the man interrupted, saying, "I'm not a Tech fan, either."
The editor, becoming somewhat irritated, asked, "Then, who is your favorite team?"
The man replied with a big smile, "LSU."
The next morning, the local newspaper headlines read:
BELOVED FAMILY PET MURDERED BY COONASS!!!
2007-03-14 12:44:03 · 8 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!! Rivals.
2007-03-14 12:52:24 · answer #1 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Quite funny! 9/10.
2007-03-14 12:47:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, nice.
2007-03-14 18:44:40 · answer #3 · answered by kiddunker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-03-14 12:47:26 · answer #4 · answered by punjabi4life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-03-14 12:50:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-14 15:48:36 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-03-14 14:04:35 · answer #7 · answered by donielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-14 12:47:15 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ ☮ ☺ ♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋