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Did he just take a couple of monkeys and zap them,,,
like ZAP*** Bam Boom??

2007-03-14 12:19:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Why do christians have there sense of
humor removed at salvation?

2007-03-14 12:33:00 · update #1

I stole this idea from a christians
explaination of there origin,,I think it's
cute,, he just zapped em...

2007-03-14 12:43:04 · update #2

15 answers

Watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWyMBnfjQKI

2007-03-14 12:24:19 · answer #1 · answered by Armund Steel 3 · 1 0

It is surprising to think that people can think that man has everything figured out. What I mean is that no one any more has an open mind before they would read the Bible or even hear what the Bible has to say. The problem is that we interept data with presuppsositions.

If you would like you could read Genesis chapter 2. Chapter one is a quick overveiw of what God did in the first seven days of time. He created the world in six days and rested the seventh (That's where we get the idea of a seven day week by the way). Chapter 2 is a detailed account of what happened on day six. By the time God creates Adam, everything has been created, and all land animals were created earlier that day. Adam is then formed of the dust of the ground and God breathes the breath of life into him. Later that day Adam realizes that he is the only human on earth and becomes lonely. God causes a deep sleep to come upon Adam and then God takes a rib from Adam and creates Eve. That is why females are woman, becuase they came from the flesh of a man.

2007-03-14 19:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You can read about it in Genesis. God created Adam out of dust, and then while Adam slept, He took one of Adam's ribs and made Eve from it. You need to read the Bible to understand the whole story. Talk to a pastor or someone else about it.

2007-03-14 19:26:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

you're maybe not a bad person, but Its not nice at all to make fun of God that way at the 1st place.

2nd, God had created Adam & Eve from nothing, it's not like saying or asking : "mmm delicious cake, how did you make it?"

He's God, the only one , no one is like Him, and He's like no one.

2007-03-14 19:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by adiga_5ijabz 4 · 0 0

Dude, at least read the first two chapters of the bible before you start asking questions like that. He Clearly made both of them out of dust, of Adem out of dust and Eve out of Atom's rid, whichever chapter you want to believe.

2007-03-14 19:25:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The biblical tale has Adam and Eve being made out of dirt. The tale is fiction; there were unique male and female ancestors of us all, but they never saw each other: they lived 250,000 years apart.

2007-03-14 19:24:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

He took a rib from adam and made eve

2007-03-14 19:26:10 · answer #7 · answered by Gypsy Gal 6 · 0 0

No. In the Qur'an it says that Adam(PBUH*) and Eve were made out of clay. Iblis was made out of fire and wouldn't bow down to Adam(PBUH*) and Eve because he thought he was superior to them. Also Jinn are made out of smoke.

2007-03-14 20:25:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In the bible it says he made them out of dust and he made Eve out of Adams rib

2007-03-14 19:23:36 · answer #9 · answered by ~HockeyChik~ 2 · 3 1

No. haha..but that would be funny though! He created us out of the dirt. Like when we die, we return to dust.

2007-03-14 19:23:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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