Someone say something cheerful. Feel'n down and bored.?

Question

Something stupid, mean, funny, interesting,...whatever. Just say something to make my day brighter.

Someone pump up the volume. Spring break is almost here!!!!

Daydream believer.

Answer 1

well i was querying my sanity today, and i was wondering what life would be like if i was a nocternal bright orange penguin with a huge sexual appetitie but a major degree of frustration as death comes to those who seek me out,

it was just a thaught!

ahh sanity regained!!!
why are you feeling down and bored hun, does not the ambiance life pick you up, i always say to myself as long as there is a sun in the sky i have a reason to live!!

sometimes just feeling nature and sitting outside watching the sun go by, and set with its mystifying colours, taking in deep breathes feeling the a soft breeze brush past your skin and just embracing all aesthetic beauty that is life :)

that cheers me up, no matter whats going on in my life i look to nature and she always picks me up !!

Answer 2

Imagine.
If the world were flat and all the stupid people fell off the edge.

Imagine
That the sky is purple.

Imagine
If you had a giraffe for a pet.

Imagine
Swimming with dolphins.

Imagine
Black cats and scary stories.

Imagine
A candle lit dinner

Imagine
Skydiving.

Riding bareback on a stallion through green summer fields high in the mountains. Under a sky so blue it you could lose yourself in it. Warm spring winds rippling across the grass and flowers. Rhythmic pounding of hooves under you filling your head with sound. Running with the wind.

Imagine.

Answer 3

I think you need to realise how many wonderful things there are in the world... rainbows, adventure stories, mysteries, documentaries about ancient people, the most delicious foods, warm sun, spring flowers, wonderful perfumes, the oceans and forests... all kind of weird funny animals... surfing on the net, learning new things, talking to people on the other side of the world, trying to invent gravity machines, rock climbing, or gardening, have you ever smelled a hyacinth? sunbathing, swimming, diving, formula1, the world coming togheter on tsunami help, easter eggs, chocolate, cats and dogs and elephants... you get the idea I hope..:)

Answer 4

You're unique, just like everyone else....
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

Answer 5

stupid:

2 + 2 = 10 and the answer is always 3

mean:
your ugly

funny:
you wanna hear a dirty joke?
Boy fell in the mud

you wanna hear a clean joke?
boy took a back with Bubbles

you wanna hear another dirty joke?
Bubbles is the girl next door
ha ha...........ha

interesting:
Q. do you know why you put a wedding ring on the "ring" finger of you left hand?

A. because there is vain that goes from that finger and leads directly to you heart>

Answer 6

What ever doesn't kill will only make you stronger.

What's long, skinny and smells like pork?
Kermit the frogs fingers.

Summer's almost here! Drinks outside, BBQ's, frizbee, bright hot sun!!!!

Hope I brought at least a little smile to you.
Have a great day!

Answer 7

Marilyn Monroe had 12 toes... 6 on each foot!

Answer 8

Singing socks shape the world.

Answer 9

I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!

Answer 10

let's see. mmm. people are having a much more worse time than you! lol always think of that. i always think, 'hm i know somewhere else in the world. someone is much worse off than me.'