With spring in the air and many a harvest moon under bleachers and behind hedges I ventured to get rid of some liquid tonnage from my extended bladders at a safe spot by a busy walkway in a public park. However, there are risks associated with taking care of private matters in public places and soon after a bird dropping landed a little to the left of my right leather shoe a reptile decided to shed its cold blooded affinity and slither out in the sun right between my horrified legs.
I quickly slithered my quivering hose into my trousers while it was still turned on and jumped out screaming from the hedges. Some of the bystanders were more horrified at my sight than at the original trigger for panic and started running down the trail with hands raised and yelling full blast as if the starter had just shot his gun for a 200 metres olympic heat. Soon a park ranger was in hot pursuit behind me and now I have to appear in court for commiting public nuisance. How to convince the judge ?
2007-03-14 11:47:53 · 7 answers · asked by Kaliyug Ka Plato 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
What you should have done:
Pee ed on the snake; and it would have thought it was raining and slide off to find shelter.
2007-03-14 12:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by 2"CUTE"2B30 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know pinchin it off hurts a little. But give it a shot. Be careful to dodge your zipper.
2007-03-14 18:55:18 · answer #2 · answered by outlaw_tattoo_biker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, ever consider trying a rest room, like law-abiding citizens do?
2007-03-14 19:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha.
You can't even convince us, so convincing the "judge" is a lost cause.
2007-03-14 18:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by castle h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Dude.... U sure seem to be a great story teller... Give it a try to bollywood...Any takers???
2007-03-15 03:15:08 · answer #5 · answered by AKSDEL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell the truth
2007-03-14 18:53:27 · answer #6 · answered by T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...
2007-03-14 19:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by ferrari_83000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋