2007-03-14 11:32:36 · 25 answers · asked by Armund Steel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow, look at all of those thin skinned people with sand trapped in their butt cracks. Of course i'm being stupid. And btw yes I do hear my mommy calling me for dinner.
2007-03-14 11:39:56 · update #1
Well Captain Planet is my hero, and he is going to take pollution down to zero. But the question is, can the planeters help? Because if they can't then Jesus will throw some toxic waste on him and the fight is over. But if the planeters can help then the power is yours and Captain Planet will win. Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, Heart.... with your powers combined I am Captain Planet.
2007-03-14 11:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Captain Planet.
2007-03-14 11:35:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I understand that this is a joke question, but I'll attempt a serious answer anyway.
Interesting question, given that Jesus gave himself up for crucifixion when he could just as easily have saved himself. If one accepts the idea that Jesus was divine, then one must assume that he could have destroyed his enemies. Tell me, as things turned out, you think that Rome won that fight?
His whole message was, turn the other cheek until you run out of cheeks and you'll still prevail. Who'd win in a stand up fight? I think that the answer is that Jesus could be expected to not fight at all and to still come out on top.
2007-03-14 12:15:04 · answer #3 · answered by neoimperialistxxi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would because he's a Messiah sent from God.
Captain Planet would lose as he is sent from Mother Earth who is subordinate to the Divine.
But Captain Planet is still our hero, he's gonna take pollution down to zero (by 2050).
2007-03-14 12:14:14 · answer #4 · answered by Sai~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2007-03-14 11:36:55 · answer #5 · answered by aa.gabriel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Captain Planet
At least the people backing him were looking out for the environment, unlike some of the Christians I encounter (who say recycling is pointless.)
2007-03-14 11:38:32 · answer #6 · answered by KS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would turn the other cheek and captain planet would talk him to death(again) for buying his sandals from a large polluting mega-corporation.
2007-03-14 11:39:39 · answer #7 · answered by pathc22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2007-03-14 11:34:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I do not believe that Jesus is the son of god. According to my beliefs, Jesus was a great person, but could probably not hold his own in a fight.
However, according to Christian beliefs, Jesus has God on his side, so he could easily win.
2007-03-14 11:39:08 · answer #9 · answered by Chronon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus obviously
2007-03-14 11:39:59 · answer #10 · answered by tommym720 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋