NO!
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. (Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station our troops at all US borders. No more will anyone sneak through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported to France immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France should welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers who won't speak English.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, or they get a "D" and it's back home baby! Never to Return.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self -sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up their storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place! We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, “You want a piece of me?”
2007-03-14 11:04:37
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, the tolerant part would be nice. The burn in hell part smacks a little of intolerance, wouldn't you say?
2007-03-14 10:44:07
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answered by Dharma Nature 7
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If the concept of a burning hell were ever explicitly mentioned in the OT and such was compatible with the rest of what the Bible taught, sure. But that's not the case . . .
2007-03-14 10:43:13
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answered by DwayneWayne 4
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YES!!!!!
Praise be to you!
But, then again, all the Christians would burn in Hell, as well as the atheists, and Heaven would be absolutely empty...save for the Mormons (the *right* religion, according to South Park)!!!
2007-03-14 10:42:32
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answered by Anonymous
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particular, using fact they are wimps for they be attentive to that Conservative Christians won't hunt them down or kill them. Why else might they wander in and make a mockery of church centers? they are jealous too using fact it become mentioned to them that Conservative Christians provide extra of their very own money and time to help the undesirable than do liberals. If somebody become to make a similar variety of assaults on enable say Muslims you be they be outraged.
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answered by ? 4
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I think it's more accurate to say "Be tolerant or live in hell of your own choosing"
2007-03-14 10:44:25
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answered by Yogini 6
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it should be the first
2007-03-14 10:43:40
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answered by Loathing 6
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nowehere in the Bible does it say be tolerant. In fact the opposite is true. There is one God and he sent his Son (John 3:16) to die for our sins.
2007-03-14 10:43:22
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answered by nolet93 3
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There is no hell
2007-03-14 10:44:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Or we could just stick with "Love thy neighbor as thyself."
2007-03-14 10:45:18
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answered by Got Questions? I've Got Answ 3
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