2007-03-14 09:45:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus and two old greenskeepers are playing golf one day. On the water hole the first greenskeeper hits the ball right in the middle of the lake. He raises his hands and the ball rolls across the lake bed, up to the green and comes to rest right next to the cup. The second greenskeeper comes up to the tee. He has the most horrible looking swing you can imagine. The ball hits a bench, bounces backwards, ricochets off a ball washer and wedges in a tree briefly before a beautiful dove picks up the ball and drops it in the cup for an ace. Jesus then steps to the tee and says "Dad, Moses, come on. Are we going to play golf or are we going to screw around all day?"
2007-03-14 09:53:13 · answer #1 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get what you deserve. If you work hard enough at it you will find that you will get a hole in one at a lot more things than just golf.
2007-03-14 16:56:14 · answer #2 · answered by JORGE N 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth and here their will be golf courses and no it would not be fun unless it was done with your own skill. god is not a slave to anyone.
So that he sees you get a hole in one.
2007-03-14 16:51:26 · answer #3 · answered by Vanessa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEAVEN WOULD QUICKLY TURN INTO HELL IF I SHOT A HOLE IN ONE AT EVERY HOLE. AFTER TWO OR THREE DAYS I WILL BE SO FULL OF MYSELF THAT MISERY BEGINS TO CREEP IN.
2007-03-14 17:00:52 · answer #4 · answered by will w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't play golf here, I won't play it there.
2007-03-14 16:48:50 · answer #5 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be awesome, so yeah, I'm with that line of thought.
2007-03-14 16:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with that i'd still manage to get +4
2007-03-14 16:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by Departed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that sure would be heaven!
2007-03-14 16:47:40 · answer #8 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋