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what skills would they use?

2007-03-14 08:56:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports Boxing

12 answers

During the first few rounds Jesus should keep his punches up and he should be careful to punch at the belt cause the belt bomb might explode

Jesus will win by TKO cause i'm sure the stadium will be bombed

2007-03-15 19:16:02 · answer #1 · answered by autopilot 5 · 1 1

I think Jesus would have a much better inside game. In the early rounds, he would be trying to get in close and work the body. Allah would have better reach and would use that to fend off jesus' moving in. In the later rounds though, Allah would tire from having to bicycle around so much and Jesus would begin to get close and do damage.

I'd say TKO in the 10th round....Jesus wins.

2007-03-14 16:05:38 · answer #2 · answered by Dr_M_VanNostrand 4 · 1 1

jesus would definitely win. allah is no match for the Big J.C. just remember, jesus will get knocked down early, but will always resurrect. allah is a chump. Go J.C.!

2007-03-14 17:33:48 · answer #3 · answered by R-Diz 4 · 1 1

tuff one to call...muslims would pull for Allah
while christians would be pete rose'ing on Jesus.

if the promoters were smart, they wouldnt hold the match during ramadan mainly b/c of the fasting.

Jesus has shown he can take a lot of punishment.

in the end i think all the spectators would just get pissed off at each other and muslims would fight christians...there'd be so much chaos that they'd call the bout.

2007-03-14 16:20:16 · answer #4 · answered by carlos l 5 · 0 1

Jesus would knock Allah out with a miraculous left hook.

2007-03-14 22:42:39 · answer #5 · answered by bribri75 5 · 1 1

I think Allah would win, he just seems like a better fighter

2007-03-14 19:28:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Satan would help Allah win, with some satanic ritual of the sort.

Jesus would be all 'Love thy neighbour'

2007-03-14 16:14:46 · answer #7 · answered by Whitaker 2 · 1 1

Mohammed Allah was the greatest boxer to ever live.

2007-03-14 16:15:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Duh! this is a no brainer.
Jesus rose from the dead.
Ya cant knock him out....

Besides, Allah would be to interested in the 40 virgin ring card girls to pay attention to the fight.

2007-03-14 16:38:46 · answer #9 · answered by jelly6739 2 · 1 1

I went to google fight! and Jesus beat him big time..

2007-03-14 22:46:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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