hide a dead fish in his car (after shaving off all his body hair in his sleep) could I get in trouble with the cops?
2007-03-14 08:56:15 · 19 answers · asked by CharlotteDenee 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Nahhhhhh...go for it! Put itching powder in his underwear too! ;)
2007-03-14 09:01:42 · answer #1 · answered by Cindy J 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes, if he presses charges. However, the best thing to do is just to walk away, and pretend that you could care less what he did...or about him at all. Find someone better. That will really piss him off.
I just thought of something, however. They would have to prove that you did all that intentionally. Perhaps you accidently dropped his shoe in the toilet? And you wanted to know if tuna water froze like regular water? Although I would use something that is not so cloudy...maybe mineral oil? I would not hide the dead fish or shave off his hair. Although if you live with him you could accidently leave nair in the shower and maybe he just wouldn't notice?
2007-03-14 18:19:09 · answer #2 · answered by any p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the shaving of the body hair may be construed as battery, but on the rest of it, I don't think a prosecutor is gonna put together a case.
Tuna juice in the ice cube tray?! lol
2007-03-14 16:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by PI Joe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Technically, if he decided to press charges, yes you could get in trouble, though a judge would probably just see it as petty, childish behaviour and tell you to get on with your life.
Legally, with the right attorney, the shoelaces could be construed as destruction of property, the fish as vandalism, and the shaving as personal assault.
If you got a judge with a sense of humour, he could very well just put you in jail for a day or give you community service just to teach you a lesson.
2007-03-14 16:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by Chanteuse_ar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be considered vandalism, so yes you could get into trouble if he called the police.
Why not just dump him and let him lead a life of misery without you while you meet Mr. Wonderful and enjoy the rest of your life without him?
It's fitting that your question is is the Toddler/Preschool sectionâ¼
2007-03-14 16:04:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard of any laws pertaining to those particular actions. They seem like fun little innocuous ways to teach him a lesson.
However, do it all at once, because if you spread it out over time he might start to feel harrassed and paranoid and these are things he could request a restraining order for! Best of luck!
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2007-03-14 16:00:41 · answer #6 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a job and stop acting immature!!!!!!!If your b/f is an *** leave him and alone at that don't be some loser phyco freak that can't deal with her man accordingly.It's women like you that give other sane women like me a bad name.And not likely that he can call the cops on you for being a weirdo.
2007-03-14 16:13:43 · answer #7 · answered by sweetsmiles69@jennieask-me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's pretty creepy! You'd be the perfect girl for me! You could get in trouble in he's dumb enough to try get a naughty girl like you in trouble!
2007-03-14 16:17:56 · answer #8 · answered by Wesley O 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but you could get in trouble with the common sense Police...I mean honestly, is he really worth all that trouble??
2007-03-14 15:59:17 · answer #9 · answered by Queenelizabeth79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably not, but who know. But what in the world would you need to do all that for, wouldn't it be better just to wave goodbye then go pshyco
2007-03-14 20:12:06 · answer #10 · answered by Kellie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NAAAAaaaaaaawwww, he'll most likely be the one that gets in trouble, right after he chokes the living S@#%$ out of you....
2007-03-14 16:04:34 · answer #11 · answered by awftx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋