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I can't open a jar of pickles, and super man is out fighting crime.
what would Jesus do?

2007-03-14 08:55:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

I'm on my way .........

2007-03-14 09:06:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Really? You can't be serious! It's questions like these that makes yahoo answers really annoying. . The world is full of knowledge and people to share it with and all you can write about is concerning a jar of pickles? Let's get serious here!

2007-03-14 16:01:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Take a butter knife. Carefully insert the tip between the lid and jar. Pry the lid slightly to let air into the jar. You'll know when you hear the vacuum seal pop. Then it should open pretty easy.

2007-03-14 16:06:24 · answer #3 · answered by TLG 3 · 1 0

Give the jar of pickles to the less fortunate and get a gym membership.

2007-03-14 16:01:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't know, by McGyver would use the screwdriver on his Swiss army knife to pop the seal and then open the jar and enjoy a big fat juicy dill.

2007-03-14 16:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0 0

Put on a pair of rubber gloves and get that jar open your own self.

2007-03-14 15:58:41 · answer #6 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 0 0

The Mash Potato.

2007-03-14 16:01:22 · answer #7 · answered by lonewolf07 2 · 0 0

open the jar , anything is possible with Jesus

2007-03-14 15:59:45 · answer #8 · answered by dolores h 5 · 1 1

ridiculous

Jesus could remove those pickles from that glass container in ways that we know not of,..or ever could imagine.

never play with God.

2007-03-14 16:01:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Aquaman had super strength. I guess you have to break it......or I could send an energy blast your way.

2007-03-14 16:09:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

run like hell from the romans and jews, call batman he'll have cool doodads to get it open.

2007-03-14 16:00:02 · answer #11 · answered by Kam 3 · 0 0

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