2007-03-14 08:52:08 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm an atheist for Jesus. I will be starting a group called "Atheists for Jesus" on the boards soon, much like the "Jews for Jesus". We don't believe in God but we believe in the son of the nothing called God. Who says nothing can't have children? Where in evolution is it proven beyond a reasonable doubt that something can't come from nothing? It's rather like believing in Santa Claus elves rather than Santa himself, because, like, EVERYONE knows the elves are real (duh!)
I am looking for celebrants to commence atheist and agnostic celebrations now. Just $10 to join, and $300 a month for membership. A yearly subscription is available for only $3,600.01! Once my evangelical TV station is up and running I promise everyone a $5 rebate on their purchase of our (mine and Jesus') Bible! Just $25 per book! There are 14 books in all. I am so sure I'll get my radio, television and myriad media spots up and running within the next few days that for 2 days only I am offering tickets to my performances at nearly 1/2 price - just $160 apiece (normally $350 if you're lucky to get one early enough)! Please transfer foreign currency to dollars. Operators are standing by: 1-801-Atheist4Jesus. That's 1-801-Atheist4Jesus. Call now!
2007-03-14 09:12:14 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Theist
2007-03-14 12:32:11 · answer #2 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theist
2007-03-14 08:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A-theist
2007-03-14 09:02:04 · answer #4 · answered by G's Random Thoughts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Theist.
2007-03-15 00:28:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theist.
2007-03-14 10:21:08 · answer #6 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atheist
2007-03-14 08:54:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheist
2007-03-14 08:54:01 · answer #8 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Atheist.
2007-03-14 09:06:59 · answer #9 · answered by Sookie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheist.
2007-03-14 08:54:30 · answer #10 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋