What is the funniest/most embarassing thing your child has said or done?

Question

Or your niece/nephew or friends child if you don't have a child of your own?

Answer 1

I should be too embarrassed to tell this but.........once while shopping in Target we saw a mom changing her baby's diaper. My 4 year old said, "Mom. that baby is naked like you and Daddy in your room."

Several people around us laughed hysterically. I haven't laughed yet.

Answer 2

There are a couple of memorable incidents, mostly having to do with my youngest son (I have three). He is a character, to say the least.

As with most young boys, at some point he became obsessed with the presence of penises. He was in the bathroom one day when his father stepped out of the shower, and I was ready to get in the shower. He proudly announced, "I have a penis. Caelan has a penis. Kieran has a penis. Daddy has a penis. Mommy, where's your penis?" LONG involved explanation in as simple terms as possible . . .

But the funniest thing he ever did, and probably the one that garners the most laughs, is when I took him shopping for swimsuits. I needed a new bikini, and I promised him that if he behaved in the change room, and let me get done quickly, I'd buy him an inexpensive toy. He let me choose suits without comment, and settled onto the bench in the change room. When I put the first suit on, I was looking in the mirror when his little voice piped, "Mom, that makes your butt look big." He offered this critique for all but the last bathing suit, which he greeted with the high praise of "Mom, that one doesn't make your butt look big." I bought the last one. He was right. It's a good swimsuit! And that's probably what makes it so funny . . .

Answer 3

(this is my sister, who is morbidly younger than me...)
There are too many to count XP. Once, she asked me what circumcision was in front of some of the older ladies in the supermarket... Turns out she found the word by reading the bible, so I couldn't get mad at her, but still XD...

Another time, I was having a party with my friends and she stripped down and ran around the house naked. That was embarrasing.

When she was about three, she just asked me out of the blue, why she didn't have 'a snake' in her pants. I had to get mom to answer that one, I was laughing so hard.

I myself have commited a few embarrasing crimes myself...

When I was a teenager, my mom was having a formal-ish party. I, being the rebellious little brat that I was, holed myself in my room with a good book. Well, the hero died on the last page, which sent me to tears, which sent me to my mom. I had forgotten that the party was going on, and launched myself straight into her arms sobbing about some fictional charecter. By the time I could finally form a coherant sentance, everyone except for my mom was laughing at me. She was cool though, she just took me into the bathroom to wash my face, and told me (I never forgot these words):

"I'll tell you a secret... You know, if you flip back to page one, he'll still be alive."

We laughed so hard that I ended up crying again. Funny how things work out.

Answer 4

When we were at the beach with my sister who was a good 8 months pregnant, so my daughters had been learning there was a baby in Aunties tummy. Well we were outside of a restaurant waiting to be sat and I was wearing a low cut top and holding my daughter and she looks down and says "Mommy do you have babies in there?"

Then another time when my daughters were suppose to be napping but were not. They were standing at the door, and they have a baby gate up, as they can open the door. I went passed them as I wanted in my room, I told them to get to go lie down. Well I went into my room and closed the door, and I heard my daughter say, "Mommy get out here right now, don't make me count to three...1, 2, 3" At the time I was tired and cranky, they had also been very irony that day, but my boyfriend was downstairs laughing.

Answer 5

My youngest son is very creative. When he was about 8 he had a couple of the big 6 inch Nerf balls. One nice Saturday afternoon when the WHOLE neighborhood was out doing their usual chores, he got the bright idea to stick them both under his shirt, marched out into the alley and loudly annouced" I,m Dolly Partner(Parton)". The whole neighborhood erupted into gales of laughter. The two little girs acoss the alley nearly peed their pants. He's 27 now and a proffesional artist. He'd probably kill me if he knew that I put this oh here.

Answer 6

There is a girl that belongs to the crafting club that I do...She stopped by one day to drop off the supplies I had loaned her. She is Obese ,not just a little bit but alot....Anyways he seen her sit down and Then said very loudly She has a big butt. I was mortified, my husband quickly took him into another room and explained to him that what he had said was rude and that he had hurt her feelings. I am glad he had the clear thinking at the time because I sure didn't. I wanted to fall through the floor.

Answer 7

while my brother replaced into very small, we've been in a save. there replaced right into a woman procuring together with her little boy. They have been black. we are white. My 2 twelve months previous brother pointed his finger in the different youngster's face and yelled in a horrified voice "Lookie, Mumma! He has airborne dirt and dust throughout he!" He then tried to realize for the era of the two procuring carts to help him get the airborne dirt and dust off. My mom apologized profusely to the different woman who luckily quite did no longer understand via my brother's lisp and broken speech. We left the save at contemporary.

Answer 8

When my sister was little, my mom had her in the grocery store. She pointed to a rather large man and said, "Mommy! Look at that fat man!"



I have a daughter who is 19 months old. She did the following about a month ago. She was pointing to things in her grandma's kitchen and telling me what they were while we were visiting one day. She doesnt pronounce her L's very well yet so when she pointed to the clock she said co**. (you can fill in the rest). I dont know what possessed her to do this next thing but she pinched her nose, looked at me, and said, "PU stinky co**" I couldnt stop laughing.

Answer 9

my son is only 7 months old so here is one on my little brother

when he was about 3 he couldn't say "'truck" he instead said with an "f" instead of "tr". We were in a store and he saw a firetruck he wanted, my said told him no, so he spent the entire time we were in the store screaming at the top of his lungs "mom, I want a *uck!"

Also, I punched out a little boy when I was 2 for not letting me kiss him.

Answer 10

Ah, the innocence of youth. To this day I never let my son forget the embarrassment he caused me in a local supermarket when he was about 4 years old. He was bored with shopping and started getting to be a handfull, so I picked him up try and quite him down a bit. It wasn't long after that I heard a gasp and turned to see my son squeezing a breast, attached to a rather attractive young woman. I pulled him away, feeling embarrased, and told him not to do that, its not polite. He chimes in rather loudly that, "Mom doesn't seem to mind when you do it to hers!" Several of the ladies around us busted out laughing. at that point, alll I wanted to do was die.....

Answer 11

I have a cousin that is 10 years younger than I. When he was about 2 years old he thought he had to sit down to fart. One day we are in the frozen food section of the grocery store and he sits down in the middle of the floor. (keep in mind I was 12 and easily embarrased) I told him to get up and he says I cant.....after a couple of times I was getting irritated with him and said get up right now! He yells at the top of his lungs " I CAN'T I GOTTA FART!" I could have just died of embarrasment. I will never let him forget it.