2007-03-14 08:11:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
He who drinks beer sleeps well,
he who sleeps well cannot sin,
he who cannot sin goes to heaven.
Amen.
You know the world is wildly out of order when the best golfer is Black, the tallest basketball player is Asian, and the biggest rapper is White.
Schizophrenics sometimes hear voices in their heads. In fact, I used to sometimes hear voices saying, 'Kill your boss, kill your boss.' Which got me really worried, 'cause I was self-employed at the time.
Politics is so full of weird choices. Like you can be a Democrat, and help the poor people, but then you kill the babies. Or if you're Republican, you screw the poor people, but save the babies, until of course they grow up to be poor people and THEN you screw them!
Relating to Princess Diana's death and globalization:
An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes into a French tunnel, in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish Whiskey, followed closely by Italian paparazzi who rode on Japanese motorcycles, after which the victims were treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines.
Person 1: Dude, stop squinting.
Person 2: Shutup a$$hole, I'm Asian.
Person 1: Oh yeah.
Person 1: Excuse me, your smoking is bothering me.
Person 2: Yeah, well it's killing me so shut the heII up!
"Sometimes my thoughts are so deep that I can't find them."
2007-03-14 08:15:28 · answer #1 · answered by broadway_enthusiast 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Time is a large instructor, yet regrettably it kills all its scholars ... - Louis Hector Berlioz adult men are like parking spots, the best ones are taken and the loose ones are handicapped. all people desires have faith in some thing. i've got faith i will have yet another beer. the only reason human beings wander away in theory is because of the fact it rather is unfamiliar territory. i'm no longer a vegetarian because of the fact i like animals; i'm a vegetarian because of the fact I hate flora. A. Whitney Brown Duct tape is particularly like the rigidity. It has a easy edge, a dismal edge, and it holds the international mutually. there is a remarkable line between fishing and merely status on the shore like an fool. My suggestion to you is get married: in case you come across a good spouse you would be happy; if no longer, you will grow to be a fact seeker. - Socrates
2016-10-02 03:01:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
I dOnT CAre WhAt OThEr PeopLe ThInk AbOuT me. As LoNg As The PeopLe thAt i CArE fOr Knows The ReAl Me, ThaT's whAt iMpORtAnt...
Although you hurt me, although you made me cry, although I begged you not to leave, I continue to love you and care for you. I hate loving you and it kills me inside, but, despite all the tears, sufferings, bickering and cries, I overcame your tortur
2007-03-14 12:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by Floramae Celine B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- Sitting counting the hours
- Life one big party
- my friends are amazing end of story
- smile cause life is too short to frown :)
- Life was so much easier when boys have cooties
- Live it up, you're not young forever
- Live, Laugh, Love
2007-03-14 08:22:02 · answer #4 · answered by Life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Shoot low sheriff they might be crawling"
2007-03-14 08:15:13 · answer #5 · answered by SKYDOGSLIM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋