I am interested in becoming Evangelical This particular sect of Christianity seems perfect for the meth addict with homosexual tendencies I am also a pathological liar & enjoy destroying the earth & completely denying humans had anything to do with it. Other interests include psychologically damaging my children for life, Witnessing to complete strangers & passing on ridiculous propaganda & denying evolution
How can I join?
2007-03-14 07:34:43 · 9 answers · asked by nihilist 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
haha, im glad to see someone around here has a sense of humor.
2007-03-14 07:38:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you want to join up with modern day evangelicals or the original evangelicals of the reformation?
Seeing as you do not know the distinction you should probably look that up first then get back to us.
2007-03-14 14:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by Solafide55 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first thing is to educate yourself of what evangelical means.
e·van·gel·i·cal
adj.
1. Of, relating to, or in accordance with the Christian gospel, especially one of the four gospel books of the New Testament.
Obviously your interpretation so far is way off base.
2007-03-14 14:39:28 · answer #3 · answered by t2ensie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don know
welcome to the 700 club
u'll get your 700 club pen as soon as the service is over
2007-03-14 14:38:43 · answer #4 · answered by willow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have the answer, your a pathological liar
2007-03-14 14:42:51 · answer #5 · answered by chillyndrina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like your on the right path
2007-03-14 14:38:01 · answer #6 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure Catholic priests would love to have you. Just go to the nearest Catholic church and I'm sure somebody will let you begin to work on the children immediately.
2007-03-14 14:37:59 · answer #7 · answered by Ayesha 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ewwww
2007-03-14 14:36:31 · answer #8 · answered by Eartha Q 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, you need a goat...................
2007-03-14 14:40:24 · answer #9 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋