I was visiting with Frodo last night......?

Question

and he told me he was converted to Jehovahs Wittness by some door pounders. What should I do?

Answer 1

A good, swift whack of your staff should bring him around.

Answer 2

A common misconception is that Jehovah's Witnesses go from door-to-door because they feel it is their duty to get a householder to "change his mind". In fact, Jehovah's Witnesses would go from door-to-door even if there were no hope that anyone would change their religion, or even if no one would listen to them!

That is because Jesus Christ specifically assigned the house-to-house ministry to the Christian congregation, with no regard for specific results.

(Luke 10:1,2) After these things the Lord designated seventy others and sent them forth by twos in advance of him into every city and place to which he himself was going to come. 2 Then he began to say to them: “The harvest, indeed, is great, but the workers are few. Therefore beg the Master of the harvest to send out workers into his harvest.

Jehovah's Witnesses are trained to direct attention to the bible, and move on when their message is unwanted. Since each congregation in the United States tries to call at every home in its territory at least twice each year, there is strong motivation for them to move on where little interest is shown. Also, the Scriptures help the Witnesses to expect little interest from most:

(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching ...and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.

Answer 3

I'm sure they will visit him again. Do everything that I write here or otherwise it won't work.
As the Jehovah's Witness people are walking up the sidewalk then jump from behind a bush and cast your circle of light around you so they can't touch you. Then say
"Flame of Anon! You shall not pass!"
Then bring down your staff and crack the sidewalk so they will fall into darkness. Frodo should be scared by this and denounce his faith. Good luck.

Answer 4

Wish him luck and tell him...

"I will always be your friend regardless or your religion because nothing is more important to you than respecting another's personal journey to the truth."

Tell him...
"We are all seekers but in the end, that never comes the truth will reveal, every moment in life was and is made to allow further understanding of ones personal journey to find what makes them happy or else he would not have been converted.

Also tell him this... "that he was never really converted but simply saw something that resonated with what is inside of him and that he must have a strong wish to understand what it is."

Answer 5

Hey, I saw you in the forest of Fangorn last night...however, it wasn't Frodo, it was Merry & Pippen! By the way, I liked the dawn of the 5th day thingy! You really saved the day!

Answer 6

Give him some mushrooms. Hobbits like mushrooms. Maybe use a little magic.

Answer 7

Pound on his door and convert him back

Answer 8

Tell him he won't be allowed to celebrate his birthday anymore and how many friends and neighbours will dislike him if he keeps on banging on their doors.

Answer 9

Cast one of your spells on him to forget what happened. He'll never know the difference.

Answer 10

Pray that he sees the Truth, &live it in front of him.