i have come to the conclusion that i will burn in Hell. Soooo... i think i need to worship Satan (so he wont be so harsh to me). What can i do to become an official satanist? please help
2007-03-14 06:27:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I know the answer but I am not going there again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS LIVES
2007-03-14 06:30:50 · answer #1 · answered by shirley e 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gee, Abdul, your rules sound like christianity.
As far as Satanism, do what everyone should do when they have a question. Ask Wikipedia. LeVay is probably the most famous of the recent Satanist. Aleister Crowley is an older version. He was the one who wrote: "do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law."
Good luck. You can't do any worse than christianity.
2007-03-14 13:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by Dave P 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Satanists do not worship Satan. Well ,Theistic Satanists do.
Look up "Theistic Satanism," or "Yzeddis." or "Luciferianism" I actually use a lot of tthe philosophy found there.
2007-03-14 13:33:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Satanism isn't an actual religion. Theres equal harshness for everyone in hell. Good luck.
2007-03-14 13:30:23 · answer #4 · answered by TraxAttack 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Satan will be harsh with you no matter what.
Your best choice would be to remain faithful to Our Heavenly Father.
2007-03-14 13:31:52 · answer #5 · answered by clusium1971 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To worship satan:
1) Wear black and insult your parents
2) Carve out your brain with a spoon
3) Worship a non-existent entity
Or you could try LaVeyan Satanism:
1) Declare yourself a Satanist
2) Watch everyone recoil in horror
3) 'Forget' to tell them that you don't actually worship Satan
2007-03-14 13:29:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
That's not Satanism, Satanists don't worship Satan. I think you should ask how to be a Devil Worshipper.
2007-03-14 13:30:24 · answer #7 · answered by Adia Azrael 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You may have just discovered the answer to Pascal. Got to hedge your bets in case you're going to Hell.
2007-03-14 13:33:11 · answer #8 · answered by Greenio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, this is Chad at the Crisis Center. We appreciate your call. We don't encourage any type of occupation ending in "ism". 90% of applicable individuals end up in a mental institutions or on entertainment news. Thanks for calling and have a nice day.
2007-03-14 13:36:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is the devil. Satan is the ruler of heaven
2007-03-14 13:33:44 · answer #10 · answered by PØstapØc 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
satan doesnt care if u worship him or not, hell still be towards u as bad as he is towards someone who doesnt worship him.
2007-03-14 13:30:15 · answer #11 · answered by Eryn v 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋