or if you dont have a child,a relative or a friends child
2007-03-14 06:11:17 · 21 answers · asked by nobody 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
PU mommy, thats worse than daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-18 02:29:18 · answer #1 · answered by tekken185 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my brother was very small, we were in a store. There was a woman shopping with her little boy. They were black. We are white.
My two year old brother pointed his finger in the other kid's face and yelled in a horrified voice "Lookie, Mumma! He has mud all over he!" He then tried to reach across the two shopping carts to help him get the mud off.
My mother apologized profusely to the other woman who thankfully really didn't understand due to my brother's lisp and broken speech.
We left the store immediately.
2007-03-14 07:06:48 · answer #2 · answered by kittyrat234b 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a 10 year old girl and we were standing in line at Subway to get food. We were talking about how she was getting a little acne on the side of her forehead. So I was telling her how she needs to wash her face and use face products. Well I look up and I see that the girl helping us has pretty bad acne, and I just knew what was coming and before I could tell Erica not to say anything, she says to the girl "Well you have pretty acne! It is all red and colorful. I wouldn't mind having red acne." I felt HORRIBLE cause I could tell that the girl was embarrassed, but she was really cool about it. Erica didn't mean to offend her cause she is a very sweet girl, and in her own way she was complimenting the girl, lol. But still, I was pretty red in the face myself.
2007-03-14 06:17:14 · answer #3 · answered by Karen 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Our family was flying from Virginia to Arizona. As the plane was getting ready to land, (you know how the flaps on the wings come up) he looked out of the window and saw that the flaps were coming up on the wings and he exclaimed out loud that the wings were coming off of the plane. Needless to say it got the passengers a little upset....
2007-03-14 06:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by Jacuzzi Lover 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was at a fast food place with my neighbor and her two small kids. Her daughter was peeking over the booth at the people using the soda machine, and she started chatting up some guy. We joked "Well, at least she's hitting on a cute guy." So her little girl immediately starts yelling "you're cute! you're cute!" at the guy. It was bad enough that she walked around telling everyone she saw that our husbands were in Iraq at the time, after that everyone in the restaurant thought we were trying to hit on some poor unsuspecting stranger....
2007-03-14 06:15:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
When my 5 yare old son and I were doing laundry at the laundromat. I dropped a pair of thongs and he picked them up and said "here's the buttless ones that you wear mom"! The owner who is an old man looked and smirked, and that was embarassing for me.
He will make comments about ugly women , overgrown nosehairs and fat people in the way. He usually says beep beep to them. According to him everyone that is old and walks funny will die soon, he's asked an old couple if they weree going to die together. I really don't know where he gets all this material. but I laugh my *** off in private
2007-03-14 07:27:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-02 02:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We just found out that I was pregnant with our second child. My daughter is three and she turned around and looked at these people in the restaurant and told them that she had a baby in her belly. She started rubbing her belly. I then explained to her that I had the baby in my belly!! The people just laughed about it!!
2007-03-14 06:20:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I signed him up for kindergarten at the Catholic School, the Nun started speaking to him and he asked if he could tell her a joke about heaven.....
Hilary goes to heaven and sees all these clocks and asks St. Peter "what are all these clocks for" St. Peter said " everyone has a clock and every time you sin the clock ticks off one minute" Hilary says..."Where is Bill's Clock".. St. Peter said "Oh, it's in God's office, he uses it for a fan"
NICE!
She did laugh though.
2007-03-14 06:15:57 · answer #9 · answered by jtaylor1993 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
About two weeks ago we were at my brothers house and my 2 1/2 year old niece came up to me and my daughter and said Guess what? I pee out of my gina......and poop out of my butt
I was laughing for days
2007-03-14 07:43:56 · answer #10 · answered by Willow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A buddy of my husband came over and was introduced to our 5 yr old son. my son looked at him than at me and said "I remember you, your daddies low life drunk-right mom?'' Lesson learned, never say what you dont want repeated infront of the kids
2007-03-14 06:37:22 · answer #11 · answered by sugar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋