Why doesn’t the United States just send an army of confederate zombies to fight the war in Iraq?
2007-03-14 06:04:16 · 9 answers · asked by jmmy_bean 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
I live in Texas and I am talking about ZOMBIES!!!
2007-03-14 06:13:55 · update #1
That would Kick A$$! GREAT IDEA!
2007-03-14 06:21:40 · answer #1 · answered by Back 4 Revenge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're not confederate soldiers, they were union guys... At least thats how the South feels !!!!!
Zombie Outbreak ,June 17, !863 Vicksburg, Mississippi
"Union forces entered the city on July 3, hundreds of zombies were roaming the streets, many in Confederate Army uniforms. As there was no FVZA at this time, the Union soldiers had to do the killing and they quickly found out that zombies, unlike soldiers, do not surrender. In the end, an estimated 2000 people were infected and destroyed at Vicksburg, almost as many as were killed in the Battle of Bull Run. "To this day, Southerners claim that the Union let the zombie plague continue out of pure malice.
2007-03-14 13:25:06 · answer #2 · answered by bereal1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are two units here who trace our lineage to the Confederate Army. The "Orphan Brigade" and the "1st Kentucky Rifles".
We're kicking a s s.
2007-03-14 13:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you're talking about people from the South, the Civil War is over. And there are plenty of southerners in Iraq. They don't need you.
2007-03-14 13:09:27 · answer #4 · answered by Mommy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knd of favor declaring North Korea a member of the "Coalition" and sending in a quarter million or so goosestepping "Peoples Volunteers". They would work cheap and having godless commies killing Muslim Fanatics would restore the balance Ronald Reagan wanted.
2007-03-14 13:24:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
da**yankee is still one word when applied to some people
but on Sept 12 2001 I saw this in the Atlanta Journal Constitution
"They may be Yankees,But they're OUR YANKEES."
Any good redneck knows you salute the flag, respect your elders, Pray for and honor those who serve our country. Thats why so many of us are in the military defending your right to be a fool.
2007-03-14 13:15:57 · answer #6 · answered by FOA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hang yourself, you could be the first...
2007-03-14 13:18:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has to be the dumbest question I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-14 13:08:35 · answer #8 · answered by shirley e 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for 2.
2007-03-14 15:31:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋