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Let people throw eggs at you to see how it feels.

2007-03-14 05:51:50 · answer #1 · answered by Heather Y 7 · 0 0

walk up to the victim..in your case the old lady and inform her that in a few short second this egg in my hand will land somewhere on or around her body, however in payment for this nefarious deed, you will allow her to kick you squarely in the nuts...

I believe that after the first few throws you will no longer be willing to throw the egg, as your hands will be filled with your own two very sore eggs to carry and NOT throw...

good luck

2007-03-14 05:55:08 · answer #2 · answered by Cesar G 3 · 0 0

Stop wasting eggs. Find a hobby. When you get the
urge to throw something go do your hobby instead.
And stop being mean to old ladies. Respect your
elders.

2007-03-14 05:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by chmar11 6 · 0 0

Whenever you feel the need coming on.. get an egg and hit yourself in the face with it. After a couple times your break the habit.

2007-03-14 05:55:57 · answer #4 · answered by letthepartybeginnow 3 · 0 0

1. Play in traffic.
2. Wrestle a grizzly bear
3. Jump off the roof of the tallest building in your city.
4. Grow up and get a life.

2007-03-14 06:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by bugs280 5 · 0 1

Pathetic

2007-03-14 05:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Stop buying eggs and carrying them with you then you won't through them at old ladies.

2007-03-14 05:53:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anthropomorphic 2 · 0 0

Stop buying eggs.

2007-03-14 05:54:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Try easing yourself gently off this habit - perhaps throw plums at them and then gradually throw smaller fruit, say grapes, raisins, until you can stop alltogether,
Then you can have a go at my habit - throwing metal bolts at ginger people........it's great!

2007-03-14 05:56:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

get the ever living **** beat out of u, and arrested, and fined 20,000 dollars. and put on the lifetime cannot buy eggs list hahahahahahahahaahhaahah

2007-03-14 05:53:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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