Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better at using the computer.
They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and it will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.
But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
2007-03-14 05:48:37 · 31 answers · asked by Maverick 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone!
It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours.
Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! He cheated!
How did he do it??!!"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves"
2007-03-14 05:48:45 · update #1
I see you're trying to ursuper me :K
Anyways, I'm off to my vacation in an hour, do tell jokes while I'm gone.
2007-03-14 05:54:52 · answer #1 · answered by Adia Azrael 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Saves
2007-03-14 12:52:03 · answer #2 · answered by ramcguir_98 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus saved and got a happy meal on the way home.
2007-03-14 12:57:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-03-14 12:54:08 · answer #4 · answered by lookingood60 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen.....hear in the background Carmen's song with the fight of the ages....(I don't remember the exact title but it is a fight between Jesus and Satan.)
2007-03-14 12:56:45 · answer #5 · answered by Jan P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, very funny. Jesus would be laughing at your sense of humour and creativity but Satan would be cursing under his breath...
2007-03-14 13:02:22 · answer #6 · answered by lkkw_echo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is wonderful. Jesus saves and will always come out victorious. God bless you!
2007-03-14 12:52:18 · answer #7 · answered by 14 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good! you should become a writer for a t.v show! i bet you could do better than the jerks on american idol and the other stupid reality shows like lost!
2007-03-14 12:52:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh how we love Jesus! Unique.
2007-03-14 12:53:45 · answer #9 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hallelujah. :). You are so right. Jesus saves. Good analogy
2007-03-14 12:54:05 · answer #10 · answered by Latintweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋