What to do when a gal you just met has water balloons as fake bust and they explode while dancing?

Question

I was at a party last weekend and a ravishing young gal beckoned me to dance with her to a specially energetic number. During the course of our gyrations I observed her bust bouncing unusually and unapologetically. It reminded me a lot of a cup of jello that just fell off the table. This gal sensed my suspicion and lo behold confided into my dumbstruck ears that she was wearing a pair of water balloons to see how silicon implants would feel like. So I thought nothing about the matter and kept carrying on for the rest of the party. However, one of the balloons exploded during a specially charged number a little later wetting her gown and exposing a quirky bit of upper body assymetry. Many dancers were surprised at the sudden wetting of her gown and that too at an awkward spot. To help cover the mishap I pretended to stub my toe and fell on her with a wine glass to create an excuse for the wetting. This resulted in a fistfight with her undisclosed boyfriend. What would you have done?

Answer 1

muahahahha!!! omg! tt's freaking hilarious! tt girl's waaay weird man.

ohh gosh. if i were you, i would burst the other balloon.
heh.

aft tt, tell the crowd tt u guys were just playing water bomb.

Answer 2

You seem to have attained the Avatar of Shiva this time but exhibiting all forms of human frailty, so much so that not only could you not keep your stare down but even opened your third eye reserved for drastic measures only, which probably led to the bursting of the balloon.

What could you have done under the circumstances except to undo the damage caused by you due to this fall from grace.

This is the least one could have done in the name of Chivalry.

Answer 3

Where do you come up with these stories from? This was nice one though. It clearly shows that fake things don't last long. I would have suggested her to use some special pads instead of water ballons at the first place.

Waiting for another interesting story.

All the best...

:-)

Answer 4

Now that's the difference between a pro and an amateur! What Rev. Rene would have done is this, politely excuse ourselves and gone into the kitchen where we could be alone. Then I would have dry ed her off, at the same time messed up my hair.Why, you ham and eggers ask? Because it would have looked like we just had crazy, wild sex, you losers!!!!!

Answer 5

I really appreciate u r eagerness to save her from embarrassament. U can explain to her BF about the situation n u didn't mean any harm.

Answer 6

You should get a job as a comedian or write for a comic show. You are too funny!!!

Answer 7

That sucks. Good plan to cover - up though, it is a shame that the boyfriend was there.

Answer 8

awwww you're such a sweet guy!!! and on top of that, you actually know how to speak eng lol..funny descriptions haha ;) but yeah you were a gentleman to have done tht for her

Answer 9

gawwwd that would have been so embarassing ,.....good that guys like u still live on this earth where girl wid water baloons as boobs exist...woah...that was hillarious seriously....you did her a big big favor covering it all up....but who is this cross eyed moron?? had she lost her mind or what.....i mean water baloons???? gosh ...ppl like them exist ....too mch..waise gr8 ques...gave me a gud laf

Answer 10

sounds like you're a pretty nice guy to step in like that to help her. i can't think of a better thing you could have done.