2007-03-14 03:49:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I use to work as a Chef in Las Vegas, and in the engineering dept three Jesus' worked; Jesus Rodriguez, Jesus Lopez, and Jesus Carrillo. It sometimes took weeks to get a light bulb changed.
Now Yeshua ibn Yosef is the true light of the world, and no bulb could outshine His Brilliance.
2007-03-14 04:00:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Reminds me of an old joke about the teamsters, how many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ten, you want to make something of it?
Jesus can unscrew lightbulbs without even touching them and screw them back in the same way, so the correct answer is none.
2007-03-14 10:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
None! because Jesus is the light of the world.
Open your eyes.
Your question shows you should divorce your parents for raising you to be a jerk but you probably liked the idea of being a stupid outcast and separated from decent people.
2007-03-14 11:03:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good morning sir,
I sure hope you aren't going to continue to mock Jesus Christ. After all, even if you aren't following his lead, many are.
Gosh, you sure can disagree with us. That's what America is all about! But I just don't want to continue this division in our hearts, when we need to love each other for what we are, not what we aren't!
2007-03-14 11:11:02 · answer #4 · answered by Kermit renversant de corporation 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None; he doesn't need a lightbulb.
"There arose a man that was sent forth as a representative of God: his name was John. This man came for a witness, in order to bear witness about the light, that people of all sorts might believe through him. He was not that light, but he was meant to bear witness about that light.
The true light that gives light to every sort of man was about to come into the world." (NWT)
2007-03-14 10:53:01 · answer #5 · answered by Abdijah 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
One. Maybe another to hold the stepladder steady, but one Jesus should be able to cope with a lightbulb on his own.
2007-03-14 10:51:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yes, I feel sorry for anyone who impersonate Jesus and worse for those who really think they're Jesus.
2007-03-14 10:56:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope only one. I don't want to have to clone us another one, just to get the light bulb changed.
2007-03-14 10:56:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
None, because Jesus is the light of the world.
2007-03-14 10:53:10 · answer #9 · answered by JesusFreak 4 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Jesus IS the Light.
Period.
2007-03-14 10:54:40 · answer #10 · answered by bettyboop 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋