all the hot women you meet on the internet are actually 43-year old men named Norbert who sit in their parents basement all day?
And does this not prove there is no merciful god?
2007-03-14 03:28:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey that's not fair, I thought you were a girl, didn't you say your name was Susan?!...
Edit: do *not* listen to Starjumper - he is actually my neighbour Herbert, and he sits all day in the attic.
2007-03-14 08:15:44 · answer #1 · answered by Trillian, Moon Daisy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am definitely not Norbert or 43. I seriously don't know if anybody thinks I'm hot- Oh wait one guy from the bachellorette game picked me- so one person does. I would like to assure you that I am actually 24 sitting at my desk at work and actually a redhead (fake so that could change any day). I don't know how that effects your merciful god (or lack thereof) theory!
2007-03-14 10:49:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but sometimes I wonder if the 43 year old men named Norbert are actually hot women...
2007-03-14 14:18:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I often get the feeling they're not as attractive as their cartoon avatars make them out to be...
But I also get the feeling that while they may not be technically physically beautiful, that out here it doesn't matter very much!
It rather evens the playing field. I like that.
EDIT: Wait, I kind of missed the point of your question. You're talking about the ones who refer to themselves as hot. Yep, I suspect you're right. They're either 43 year old Norberts or they're 14 year old Tiffanys (no offense to all the Tiffanys of the world) OR they're 43 year old Marys (ditto) who weigh 300 pounds and just want to see what it's like on the other side. Or they're whatever but are just filled with hate and self-loathing.
2007-03-14 10:58:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It has nothing to do with the proof of Gods existence. It has to do with the choices made by those "43-year old men named Norbert" who use the free will and talent God gave them to troll the internet looking for victims. Some choose to use their God given ability and talents to serve mankind others use them for their own personal pleasure and/or financial gain.
2007-03-14 11:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by Country girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know about Norbert, but for me the thing that proves that there's no mericful god is that people made him up. Like Santa!
2007-03-14 13:06:09 · answer #6 · answered by Voight-Kampff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....probably. Then again....I don't date people on the internet. I just talk to people. If they tell me their name is Tera but really they're a norbert, who cares? As long as I enjoy the conversation, it doesn't really matter.
And yes, it does prove that there is no merciful god.
2007-03-14 10:35:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I've yet to meet any hot women on the internet.
2007-03-14 12:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by Kharm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This might be evidence of a merciful God actually. I mean we're not actually face to face with the re-incarnation of the common ancestor with all his back hair while he says 'oh yeah I wanna sex you up'
Now webcams . . . . those might be evidence that God hates us.
2007-03-14 11:06:26 · answer #9 · answered by LX V 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My name isn't Norbert.
2007-03-14 10:35:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋