A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, eventually he manages to drag himself to the doctor.
He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a v!rg!n in every way."
The doc said , "I'll have to put your w!lly in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of b00bs. This was the first time he’d seen them.
She says, "You are my FIRST, no one has ever touched these b00bs."
He whips down his pants and says... "Yeah, well look at this . . . . . . . . . . . It’s still in the box!!"
2007-03-14 03:12:09 · 23 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too funny!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-14 03:16:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i might say jap, because of the fact they are greater good and less complicated to maintain. German vehicles are too costly for me to maintain and purchase. to no longer point out the engines are too complicated.
2016-10-02 02:37:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1
Tink x
2007-03-14 08:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee......Hahaha!
Good Joke! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-16 01:11:05 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious Jay A well up to your standard
2007-03-15 08:31:22 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great....what a genious you are Jay....another cracker!
2007-03-15 00:36:52 · answer #6 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i knew this joke but dint heard it in while.
good u refreshed my memory
and i laugh too.
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2007-03-14 18:50:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Keep boxin'.
Keep smilin.
2007-03-15 11:31:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
soon to be in her box I should think. The dirty man
2007-03-14 03:36:29 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Good one!
2007-03-14 03:21:15 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋