2007-03-14 03:01:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
his voice box would start speaking in tongues.
2007-03-14 03:04:57 · answer #1 · answered by elfkin, attention whore 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Depends on if it is holy spirit season or not. If it is holy spirit season and the holy spirit is over 9" in length he could keep it, but if it is under 9" he would have to throw it back. Trying to catch a holy spirit out of season would get him in trouble, the authorities could take his boat, truck, etc.
2007-03-14 10:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by millajovovichsboyfriend 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you really believe in miracles, he would stand up and thank the lord almighty. Funny how miracles don't seem to happen anymore. Actually, not funny at all.
2007-03-14 10:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by Billy Dee 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What would happen if all the religious fanatics uncaught the holy spirit?
2007-03-14 10:05:02 · answer #4 · answered by kicking_back 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I just got the fear thinking of the apologetics his mind could come up with...
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2007-03-14 10:12:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He would have Alzheimer's surely to believe such nonsense.
2007-03-14 10:09:06 · answer #6 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope he would keep the trouble maker locked up.
2007-03-14 10:06:15 · answer #7 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He wouldn't be condemned to sit in his chair and use a computer to speak with anymore.
Oh, and he would become considerably dumber.
2007-03-14 10:04:15 · answer #8 · answered by joemammysbigguns 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
As intelligent as he is-we would probably see another revival.
2007-03-14 10:06:59 · answer #9 · answered by John S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
we'd take away the speaker to his voicebox.
2007-03-14 10:05:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋