2007-03-14 02:49:36 · 37 answers · asked by manna eater 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
So now you've stopped bashing Christians
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArIwSeXrrW4SMGm4cRbKytLty6IX?qid=20070314051926AAXASWA
finished bashing Buddhists
and started bashing atheists?
Make up your mind, dear. Or do you just hate everyone?
2007-03-14 03:01:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA Tom i liked your answer mate that was a real funny one
athiests dont believe in god , they dont even believe in the devil they dont even believe in themselves , they are living on this earth having no hope for the after life, now wouldnt it be great if you could die and wake to a new world, well most of us would say yes.
When i've been in conversations about religion with athesist alot of them get very defensive because they either jump to conclusions because they dont value other peoples opinions on matters but thier own or that they have nothing to say " pure ignorance" but isnt it funny when these athiests get into life threating problems and scream "OH GOD HELP ME !"
I am a Christian and I believe hell does exist, there is good and bad in the world , those who are good through out thier live goes to that good place called "Heaven"
Those who have failed because they have given into the evil one will go the other way and rot in that hell hole in the ground where they will have no life for all eternity only if they ask for gods help then they will be saved..
so your question to your answer
live your life one day at a time with love for thy nieghbor
forgive, forget and be joyful.
Earth is like living a day in hevean and another in hell.
athiests are just ignorant people who have no knowlegde of anything so they jump to conclusion over some B.S they've either heard or read just like Bush
2007-03-14 04:06:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same way I prepare for Gotterdammerung, Kalki, the year 2012 of the mayans and other such nonsense. If one is an atheist, he knows Hell is imaginary, so he wastes no time on it.
2007-03-14 03:13:10 · answer #3 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well see, Satan a/k/a Lucifer (affectionatley called "Lucy") has already promised me a bunkbed in hell. Bottom bunk ofcourse... everyone gets bottom bunk in hell though.
I tried to get into heaven, because I wanted to chill with Jesus, but God kinda glared at me and said it would be a cold day in hell before he let me anywhere NEAR his son. Jeeze...you sneak the kid an icecream cone and all of a sudden you're lower than scum.
Lucy and I are now trying to buy a **** load of airconditioners in order to make it a 'cold day' in hell. Bwahahaha...
2007-03-14 03:10:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most people have their funeral arrangements done well in advance. But after death, the family usually prepares the body for burial. Considering that Hell = the Grave....
2007-03-14 03:03:48 · answer #5 · answered by Kithy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It embarrasses me that this question was asked with this tone. As a Christian, I do not want anyone to go to Hell. Rather, I would like to win him over by letting him see the love of God flow through me.
We differ from the atheists in what we believe. It really tires me to see the offensive way both Christians and atheists respond to each other. We are both guilty of not showing love to each other.
2007-03-14 02:58:46 · answer #6 · answered by Novice 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, I'll prepare a lot of steaks, soft drinks, several bottles of red wine and a load of good cigars, we are going to meet all the good guys there and have some fun.
and never forget all the ladies who are bound to hell, I tell you, it's the cream of the cream.
sorry for the poor suckers who go the other way.
2007-03-14 02:57:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let me ask you whether you've written your letter to Santa yet, or you're waiting until it's a bit closer to Dec 25th.
What was your response to that question?
Did you think it was a nonsensical question because there is no Santa?
The absence of the object of belief is what you've encountered.
This is the same sort of thing that happens when an atheist reads questions about your particular set of myths.
2007-03-14 02:55:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
We have a convention every year with coal walking contests, seminars with really boring speakers, and informational booths on the demons who will torment us for eternity. In addition, we are required to spend at least 20 minutes per month in a vat of molten lava. I also read tax expenditure documents and watch C-SPAN to prepare myself for what hell will be like.
The other 2/3 of the planet's population who also doesn't believe in your God are welcome to join us.
2007-03-14 02:55:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ah yes, that horrific land of Hell that lies just south of Never Never land Just East of Mordor. I think the idea is that Atheist don't waste their mortal lives worrying about an afterlife that, by all odds, most likely doesn't exist.
2007-03-14 02:54:39 · answer #10 · answered by Ghapy 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Actually, the only way a person can see Hell is to not prepare at all.......
2007-03-14 02:58:30 · answer #11 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋