A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
"I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar."
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2007-03-14 02:44:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Uh-Huh! LOL.
Have a really great day, and thanks for all the laughs this morning!
2007-03-14 03:33:47 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 good ones full marks + 10/10
2007-03-14 04:49:26 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 out of 2 ain't bad
2007-03-14 03:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
heres one for yah
In Toronto, there was a bumper sticker that said: ******** Seen on Men's Room door in Sudbury, Ontario, in late 1930's: "THIS IS A TEPEE FOR YOU TO PEE PEE, NOT A WIGWAM TO BEAT YOUR TOM TOM." ******** On a sign in a gym for women's sports bras: "If we were meant to bounce we would have balls." ******** Seen on a bumper sticker in Rhode Island:"I love cats, they taste like chicken!" ******** Sign on local muffler and shock absorber shop in Ft. Smith, AR: "Let us shock and exhaust you." ******** A sign I have actually seen in a military "latrine" (bathroom): Over the toilet paper dispenser: "Another quality product of the 3M company, sandpaper division."
2007-03-14 02:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol...xxx
2007-03-14 02:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one opps mean two made me lol 9/10
2007-03-14 05:36:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wah hahahahahahaha xo
i holla ;o}
2007-03-14 03:09:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....very good....how cute
2007-03-14 03:11:32 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought the question was about jokes!!!!!!
2007-03-14 03:36:56 · answer #9 · answered by dane1.viking 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-03-14 03:13:17 · answer #10 · answered by mbenn60 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋