1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of
the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for
panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
on this list
2007-03-14 02:43:04 · 13 answers · asked by Cornell is Hot! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-16 01:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay now I need Depends. 2, 4, 6, & 8 are so true and I actually did notice there wasn't a number 9. Now I feel like a bonehead.
Thanks for the morning chuckle.
2007-03-14 09:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by uhohwhoopsbroken63 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have actually used my cell phone to call another person in the same house.
2007-03-14 09:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by Lynne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one i have heard it before!
i didnt look at number 9 intill after read number 10 cause i am werid!!
2007-03-14 09:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by purplegirl1516 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! and very true!
=D
I did actually scroll back up to see if there was no #9. lol
2007-03-14 10:05:36 · answer #5 · answered by RidiculousTallness 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny. you forgot :
you havent seen a commercial in a year because you always fast foward with tivo
and
instead of unlimited minitues on your cell, you have unlimited txting.
2007-03-14 09:48:08 · answer #6 · answered by hairspray queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
16. When your kid learns coloring with the help of a mouse, not crayons.
2007-03-14 09:49:08 · answer #7 · answered by Sarmila 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny man you got me with the #9 thing
2007-03-14 10:07:11 · answer #8 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks!i woke up with the flu and now i actuallly feel better.well,they do say laughter is the best medicine!
2007-03-14 13:26:45 · answer #9 · answered by nobody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stupidist thing ever its not a question its a chainletter i have it in my inbox ok buddy next time be original and hink of something yourself not smehting your buddy gave you...it wasnt even that great
2007-03-14 10:08:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋