A woman went to a homeopathic doctor named Dr. Grey because she wanted a bigger chest, but didn't want surgery or those risky pills with horrible areola side-effects. The good Doctor Grey told her that getting a bigger chest was easy; all she had to do was rub her breasts each day while showering and chant, "Scooby Dooby Dooby, I want bigger boobies." Sure enough, after a month of this, her bust increased three-fold.
One morning while in a hurry, she forgot to do her mantra in the shower, so on the bus, she quietly rubbed her breasts and said her chant.
A gentlemen observing this curious behavior came up to her and asked, "Let me guess: You're a patient of Dr. Grey."
"Yea," she replied, "but how did you know?"
The man looked at his crotch and said, "Hickory dickory dock...."
2007-03-14 02:37:37 · 4 answers · asked by johnmfsample 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-14 09:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
peace
2007-03-14 12:19:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one mate pmsl more please 10/10
2007-03-14 12:00:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-03-14 10:48:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋