An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, "I Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
2007-03-14 02:34:27 · 24 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
10/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-15 11:33:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. Have desires for eternity 2. Ron Paul as President 3. construct my dad and mom and my personal Dream homestead. more beneficial one 4. Meet the finished casts from both Stargate SG-a million and action picture star Trek:Voyager
2016-12-01 23:53:25 · answer #2 · answered by dismukes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still made me giggle.
My two cats are so handsome, I'd hate that to happen to me!!!! LOL
2007-03-15 00:39:05 · answer #3 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG
that was like funny!
Well i give you a 10/10
2007-03-14 02:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Gin♥and*Jen* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha
2007-03-14 02:37:36 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poof! turns in a prince but useless coz no t***! hehe
2007-03-14 02:56:15 · answer #6 · answered by snobbyally 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. All things come Full Circle.........LOL.
Thanks for all the laughs, and have a great day!
2007-03-16 01:26:30 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh how cruel that is!!
Loved it
10/10 *
Tink x
2007-03-14 08:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha thats a really funny one
2007-03-14 03:02:08 · answer #9 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one is great!
made me laugh in keyboarding class... hope i dont get caught...
2007-03-14 02:39:31 · answer #10 · answered by Tibiman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋