An elderly couple were celebrating their 75th wedding anniversary, and the media was there to document the occasion. A reporter asked the secret to their successful marriage and longevity. The Granny replied that they had never been sick.
The young reporter was astonished, and to confirm what she said, stated, "So, you've never been bedridden"!
Granny replied, "Oh, 1000's of times, and twice in a buggy"!
2007-03-14 02:32:59 · 16 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GO! GRANNY!GO!
2007-03-14 03:00:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 grannies are sitting on a park bench, one says to the different different "it extremely is a constructive heat looking sweater you acquire there" the different granny says "thank you, I have been given it for my husband." the different granny stated "Helluva stable commerce!"
2016-10-18 08:46:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ehhhhhhh.......not a complete waste. 2/10
2007-03-14 02:35:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats my momma ,, no shes the woman i wished id married at least a thousand times
2007-03-14 02:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Granny is my kind of woman!!
2007-03-14 17:57:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good 1 :)
2007-03-14 02:36:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go granny, you freak you!!!
2007-03-14 02:35:34 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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that is digusting but funny
2007-03-14 07:54:31 · answer #8 · answered by anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-03-14 02:35:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-14 02:36:37 · answer #10 · answered by belly3661 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋