Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation.
The first guy says "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers, "7 come 11" all night & I haven't had a wink of sleep!"
The second guy says "I know what you mean...my old lady played blackjack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers 'hit me light or hit me hard', and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"
The third guy says "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there... every morning, I wake up with a sore w!lly and my a55 is full of quarters!
2007-03-14 02:30:57 · 23 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL.
There is nothing to say about this...... except, it is hilarious! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs! Have a great day!
2007-03-14 03:20:39 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant Joke! Very Funny..
2007-03-14 09:34:04 · answer #2 · answered by i'm gay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-03-14 09:32:53 · answer #3 · answered by Michael b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
When I got back from Vegas I enjoyed the one armed bandits so much my hubby suffered the same fate except I kept the money to myself. LLLLoL!!!!
2007-03-15 07:42:49 · answer #4 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one 10 out of ten
2007-03-14 16:10:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats a funny one
2007-03-14 09:36:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!! I`m going there in a few months time!!! Oh boy!
10/10 *
Tink x
2007-03-14 16:03:51 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Haaaa a personal "pigy bank"
2007-03-14 09:34:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny...thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-14 09:32:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone's realy lucky,he know's where he can slot his extro cash so the tax man ain't a fter him.
2007-03-14 12:13:37 · answer #10 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋